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Well I could certainly believe it. I think if one of our lot did that, Howe would have them in his office the next day. Especially a young kid.

I thought that was very poorly judged from a lad who has barely started his career, to be taking the piss out of someone like Haaland. I wouldn't have much sympathy for him if his career ends up off the rails.

I went to Brick Lane once. It was fucking disgusting. The restaurant was absolutely minging. It was no Ocean Road, that's for sure.

That's alright then. I didn't bother clicking through. Hot Mitch Summer is back on.

Not to worry, I'm sure RFK Jr will have some great advice.

Hope now reporting the £20m as an option. Makes a lot less sense if they can send him back once they see he's cack.

Man City on the same GD as us now.

This Arsenal side are incredibly full of themselves for a team that have won fuck all. Gabriel is such a cunt. I hope Joelinton puts him and the ball in the net again on Wed.

Drury and Neville joint goalgasm.

These have beat Man City before then come to SJP and got beat. The only bearing today's game has on Wednesday is fatigue. Could do with a Man City fightback to give them something to think about.

"I dictate games. I'm the Dictator. Get it?"

Havertz. Worst miss in his 400 year history.

Aye hope Haaland breaks his nose with an elbow. Btw the bad juju is posting in this thread to discuss Arsenal v Man City and resurrecting this thread for Wednesday. Now can you stupid cunts get to the Other Games thread, as is protocol.

They're only playing Man City.

What did he do? I missed the clip when they showed whatever happened before.

Have a slice of buttered hovis, and shut the fuck up.

1 nil Arsenal already. We need this to go 110 minutes plus. I wouldn't hate a 111th minute Man City equaliser either, to break their spirit.

He's had surgery, I think. So he's not gonna be back any time soon.

Someone must have told Kelly it waa fancy dress and he's gone Kim Jong Un. Classic Kelly.

They should have stuck with the Dutch master. I bet Ten Hag has put three stone on, getting drunk and comfort eating while he watches Amorim do even worse than him.

This is one we should knock back unless it's mental money.

Great BANTZ lads. If one of you could PM me when it's over, I want to binge it all in one go.

Oooo TBR Football. I'm not giving them clicks but I'm gonna guess there isn't a single quote.

It's Craig Hope's WhatsApp thing. It's come from him though, so it'll be right.