Gemmill

You can get COMPLETELY fucked. That was a great joke whereas the joke thread is WALL TO WALL abominations.

Redton.

"Guys" who like Seinfeld.

Ah that's mint, really pleased for you. The fucking relief is unreal when they come back, man. The first one of mine that did this, I slept downstairs with the living room windows wide open and a bowl of food on the floor. Got woken up by a cat scranning the food at 2am, and it took me a while to pull myself around enough to be sure it was him. Food the priority with that little fucker though. But the relief is crazy.

Keep him as a player for now, he's completely untested as a hat maker.

Change Renton's name to Namaste. Or Ringo. Rington.

Any joy?

Harlequim.

I was reading more about this tit yesterday. A month after he got Schar sent off, he flew 7,000 miles to play for Chile and got hauled off after 34 minutes for being absolute kaka.

Good news, he looks a handful.

Ructions in the Bender Squad itt.

Ah that's shite. At least it's been a relatively mild one weather wise. Hope he turns up back for you tonight. Mine are outdoor cats but have all done the thing where they disappear for over 24 hours, and they eventually work it out and get back. If he's got a bed or owt he lies on or particularly likes and rubs his face on, leave it outside. Their sense of smell is wild and hopefully he'll pick up on it.

#29.

Aye it was a proper low quality game.

Both of them sound like two of CT's top sellers.

I'd suggest turning off before they go back to Keane in the studio.

Pep might walk if this continues. He looks sick of his life.

Fucking dickheads. But that is a hilarious challenge.

Doesn't Logan claim to be a Newcastle fan?

Ratcliffe and Brailsford flanking Wilcox. Celebrating the marginal financial gains achieved on staff bonuses.

Shearer's wife won't let him go on on Logan's weeks.

Still the most consequential thing this Jimmy Hill chinned plank has done all season. Zero goals, zero assists from 458 minutes played.

Worst Chart Music Podcast guest combo by some distance is Sarah Bee and David Stubbs. And a >3 hour episode too. Oof.

Taylor could also easily have given a pen for the wrestling job Hojlund was doing on Haaland at the corner earlier. The camera behind Taylor's head shows he was watching the whole incident and did nowt.

Tbf to the ref in this game, it probably speaks more to the ineptitude of Pawson cos that's never a red. But again it's the inconsistency.