Gemmill

Uriah Rennie at it again. Surely Barnes got brought down there.

This lad can't be injured again surely. Fucking hell.

We look more like us.

Get in!

This McCartney dirge.

Michael Dawson's come as Steve Cram.

I'd take the shit breakfast for a..

"Guys I'm in DA BWONX! You gotta see DA ASS on this mamacita!"

To each their own, I say.

Aye it's like a teenage boy. Must be PL's thing.

"Is Rob getting the drinks in?" "Aye he's just over at the ba-Ah FFS. Someone go and get him!"

Jermaine PaddockLad.

Changes rung. Forest fixin to get their bell rung.

Must have been that volley.

The NERVE! The VERY nerve!

Did you see Alsopp has been reported to social services for letting her 15 year old kid go euro railing? Some cunt random member of the public must have done it and she's had a call from a social worker to express their concern. She's now on a list.

Hope reckons Sandro is starting.

It was me that wrote it, bitch!

Question from someone calling themselves @sammynb on today's Lineker podcast. Was it you, topknot?

Cue NUFC twitter embarrassing themselves by wondering why we didn't just sign him.

I hadn't realised this was Everton's last season at Goodison. And their last game of the season is 25th May at St James Park. It's written in the stars.

"OK thanks... Yep I'll let them know. Bye." "OK Paul. Darren. I've just spoken to Steve there and...Well....he says you can ram that last offer up your khyber."

We're at the stage where you're ringing the estate agent, trying to get an update on your latest bid.

So sorry to hear that. I hope you're taking her advice.

We need to wait and find out who their Marc Guehi replacement is.