Gemmill

Very much her request, but no complaints here. Massage booked for 2:30. The lasses will be fighting one another for that prime slot.

I'm at the spa today lads, for the wife's birthday. Just been in the sauna and now relaxing by the pool. Gonna be sneaking a headphone in once we're done with lunch though. 😎

Signs off with a Fuck the Mackems. Good lad.

Their preview.

Denis Law. 84. Classic bingo call death.

Best manager of my lifetime.

I'm not sure you get to proudly and vocally vote for Brexit and then blame the state of the economy on the current government. This country is bleeding out because of that self inflicted wound.

Wait til Toonpack repeats it in 3 posts time. Then you can bust that gif out.

He's a WILD BOY! alright.

PL and TP definitely doing one of them handshakes where you grab by the forearm itt.

SIR TOONPACK AS I LIVE AND BREATHE!

Aaaall the Anams!

Arise Sir PaddockLad, defender of the realm.

Just in case anyone wants a soundtrack to that post.

Cameo hopefully.

"Britain, Britain, Britain..."

I love North East Italian restaurants and their potato skins and BBQ dip starters. Just like mama used to make it back in the old country.

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next. "And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

I got it by passing the exams that YOU COULDN'T HACK. Now get back to those pigs!

It was YOU that initially floated the idea of them dropping out of the calculation, you filthy bogtrotter. So don't you DARE come at me about mentioning that.

OK so it sounds like Howe's lying then.

Worth a watch actually, and not that long.

According to Hope's dispatches from this morning's press conference, Howe was asked "where is the Marc Guehi money", and he gave a response which was basically: Had we bought Guehi in the summer, it would have meant another sale before June 30th. And a more significant sale than just Almiron. As it stands, selling Almiron and not buying makes us safe for June 30th, so that's the plan. And actually the Bruno/Botman window was Jan 22 wasn't it? Which means that doesn't drop out of our PSR calc til July 1 of this year. So we could be set up for a decent summer of spending, maybe. But anyway that's meant to be why there'll be nowt spent this month.

Proper wykiki post that btw.