Gemmill

Get in, hat trick boy. Now get him off.

Fucking Brighton have knocked us back to 8th.

It'll be the end of the friendship trophy if that happens.

Great chance of a hat trick for Isak in the second half. Get him and a few others off on the hour for a rest though, I reckon.

Up to 7th and in the semi final of the cup. The Howe Out patter is looking dafter by the day.

Murphy on fire.

Thought Bruno picked the wrong pass there but on the replay all the runs to his left were dogshit.

ewerk's turn for the wykiki stream.

Willock tackled by the invisible man.

Gordon should've scored.

Weather looks rank.

Looks like it might stand. They're looking for another reason to rule it out now ffs.

That camera angle ffs. Get these relegated.

How the fuck is she waiting til then to lift the flag.

I wanted Man City to win for our sake, but there is something pleasing about the fact that Pep's frankly boring style has stopped working, even if it's likely only temporary. They're so static and regimented, it's like they've had all excitement drilled out of them.

Balls. Man City have been shite mind. They've created absolutely nowt.

Willock in for Joelinton the only change.

That's mint news, especially after the year you've had with work. Nice one.

@spongebob toonpantsApocalypse Now: Final Cut is on C4 at midnight tonight. I think it's you that's the big fan? Obviously I got this info from my Christmas Radio Times.

I really hope Man City come back and win this. Not least cos we could overtake Villa later if they do.

You can do anything you want with it. Get some 808 and 909 samples and get to sequencing your Kylie beats. It's mint.

Cash is thick as fuck.

Ornstein keeping all his agent mates right by reporting this one btw. Fuck knows what's happened but I'm not sure it's quite a red alert siren story. Unless your agent mates are in your lug about it, that is.

Is that right?

The role reversal here. RobinRobin puffing out his chest and getting ready to teach the teenager some tech shit.