Gemmill

Let's cool it eh, lads. It's a football forum ateotd.

David Toot.

at Bobby having to sit down to digest the concept of a spit roast. No doubt wondering if he could talk Elsie into one.

Outrageous this. At least my robot hoover was actually a hoover.

Whoa whoa whoa. Phistine! Singular!

No I watch telly on my telly. And I have lots of rooms without obvious TVs on the wall, they're the ones I don't watch TV in. Also, if you've hung your telly high enough on the wall to be mistaken for an oil painting you've hung your telly too high on the wall. This is EXACTLY the kind of shit you would give me if roles were reversed, so SUCK IT.

I bought a couple of oil paintings in the Black Friday sales. They look exactly like oil paintings and no cables coming out the back.

The Spurs fans deserve this for all the shit with the litter in the first half.

Aye it's been great. Chelsea have got some attacking talent, it's ridiculous.

And again. Turned up in his slippers.

Cucurella. Absolute poodle.

Antonio has had surgery on a broken leg. At 34, that's probably him retired by that, I would have thought. Could have been a lot worse tbf.

I bet you call lass's kegs "panties". And before you start trying to turn this around on me, I call them lass's kegs.

Well there's a lot of speculation that what he did was homophobic and he hasn't made a peep to put anyone right on that front.

Please fuck off to reddit or twitter with this hysterical shite.

When Howe took over, we had 5 points from 11 played, and were 19th in the league. So aye, pipe down, and stop making stuff up.

Same goes for the people moaning cos Osula isn't getting a chance. If Howe is going out of his way to avoid putting the kid on the pitch, I think we can assume there's a reason for that. He gave Miley and Anderson a chance, so he's not against youth if it's ready. I can't imagine why anyone would think they know better than the bloke who works with the kid every day.

It's almost (ALMOST) as if the people who work every day at the club and have a lifetime of experience in the game know more than people on forums.

Party time!

Re Guehi, @GrahamTaylor5 it seems overwhelmingly likely to me that his "I love Jesus" carried the subtext "so I'm not down with this rainbow shit".

I heard it's cos his "Amorim...? Am a hub!" joke went down like a shit sarnie with the new man.

"Preenteeism is our identity."

"You don't win trophies with remote working."

"Once I've got the cost base down, this baby will really start to purr"

Fucking hell I missed the news about Ashworth. I think this is probably quite a big mistake from Ratcliffe and I enthusiastically applaud it.