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https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1893378351/newcastle-united-2025-league-cup-winners Not bad.

That was fucking wild. I'd never even heard about that before either. Seinfeld is not funny but he's not thick either, he must have known how that was gonna go for someone that's supposedly his mate.

I guarantee TrueGeordie is a huge Rogan fan, which would explain why he's disappeared up Trump's khyber. I mean he basically wants to be Rogan.

Here we go, Adam Clery time.

There's a few potential "so I moved in for a closer look" victims on there for PaddockLad. I know he's fond of Hipgrave.

Ratcliffe claims Man United would have gone under without his cost cutting work. Does that sound like a club that can afford Isak?

I couldn't believe that from Neville. He knows the plight of his former club atm, but they're all so convinced that, because Man United have been on top for most of his adult life, that it's just inconceivable for them to have an extended period in the relative wilderness. They're a club in massive debt with mounting financial problems and a playing staff that isn't worth a fraction of what they paid for them. Sponsors will be looking to either get out or get their fees discounted. They basically have to perform miracles next time they enter the transfer market to have any hope of turning around their current predicament. And this knob thinks Isak will remotely consider them as his next move. Tosser.

Yeah that's acceptable. Hot Mitch Summer is gonna be like an MTV Spring Break Beach Party.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2025/mar/28/paul-bamba-boxing-death Good read, sad story. Boxing is shady as fuck.

was that a drunken purchase or just a natural high from the cup win?

I allow myself to daydream sometimes about how fucking mint it's gonna be the day Trump dies. I genuinely feel like I should have a special bottle of booze set aside for it.

Given the standard of the comms to date, this doesn't seem like the worst news.

Nice one. I left my last job with 50% of my bonus unpaid, and it was 50% of a bonus that I'd been owed for 2 years anyway, but they didn't have the funds to pay it (it was a start up). I don't miss working for a start up at all. Constantly wondering when the company's money is going to run out and we're all gonna be out on our ear with no redundancy was a shit sarnie.

He meets Wilson in the canteen each week and takes his wages off him is what heard. And walks away doing his "this daft cunt" thumb over the shoulder celebration.

Aye Eales at the recent open day he did, telling journalists that he would "politely remind Alex that he's already on a long term deal". Bellend craic when you've got one of the best strikers in the world on your books and you're paying him a fraction of what he could get elsewhere.

We're gonna have to offer him serious money for him to sign another contract. He knows if he goes elsewhere he'll be able to demand multiples of what he's currently getting. As it stands, he's contracted to 2028, so you'd think we don't really HAVE to tie him down, but if he doesn't sign it's because he's got one eye on the exit door and getting paid a lot more for his services. We'll see. Time for the Saudis to get real about what he's worth to us if the Chairman is adamant we don't lose him.

@thebrokendoll order a bottle of this and I GUARANTEE you'll be successful at the nest ballot.

Vance's bitch wife isn't going to Greenland anymore.

A ridiculous human.

A victimless crime.

Cant believe I haven't watched one of these yet. It's making me want to watch the final again.

It sounds like a headline from The Onion.

What a fucking shock she must have got.

Aye Trump and his acolytes can claim it was "the perfect Signal chat", I don't care. There are plenty people still sane enough to know how stupid these people are, and they're a fucking joke amongst their peers. The people stupid enough to defend it aren't worth worrying about or arguing with.