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That was like FIFA when you just keep braying the sprint button.

I'd agree with this. I think he looks sick of his life and you can see his frustration whenever he comes on and makes a mistake or misplaces a pass. He looks like he needs a run in the team to get any sharpness back, but we can't afford to give him a run in the team. I hope he goes for his own good really. I'd love to see him get a good send off cos he's been a big part of the club's story for the last while and it's not his fault the club has moved on from him a bit.

they let these people vote ffs.

Far be it for me to sign up and put them right, especially the stupid prick claiming we expected to be challenging for the league every year. Let them learn the hard way.

Looks like he's had a shampoo and set ready for a big night at the bingo.

Daltrey sacking their drummer of nigh on 30 years for the drums being too loud. You're in THE FUCKING WHO, you Brexit arsehole. Maybe you can't sing loud enough anymore. Fucking state of his nana perm in that photo BTW.

Do the kids watch YouTube? See if you can't persuade them that the trade off of ad free YouTube makes it worth it. Then you can all gang up on your wife if she's not arsed about YouTube.

Aye it basically does everything Spotify does. I've been using it for years now so couldn't speak to how much better/worse it is than Spotify. There's services you can use to convert all your Spotify playlists over to YT music in seconds. Although obviously YouTube has all its own curated playlists plus the user versions.

If you pay for any music subscription service, you can swap it out for YouTube Music. So you're getting ad-free YouTube plus YouTube Music. I pay 20 a month for a family subscription so the missus gets both as well. Obviously any kids could have the same.

All they've got is PIF and "Eagles" vs "Seagulls".

Konsa is my new favourite Villa player. Perfect form on that air header. The flick of the head. He did everything right except make contact with the ball.

Well that was fucking magic.

Extra time and a defeat on penalties would also be delightful.

Aye I was hopeful for the other ones too cos the format was so good, but the Irish one set me straight quick smart.

Villa getting another one back early in the 2nd half and then chasing the game in vain til the 97th minute would be canny.

They need to get the THIS IS VILLA PARK sign with the lions on back out at half time. PSG lads mustn't have seen it.

That thing with the lions on.

Can't say I follow Villa that closely, but is Watkins now fully dropped in favour of Rashford?

Jonathan Reynolds is away to China to chat trade anyway, so if they've set us that condition too we appear to be ignoring it.

The other thing that was weird about the Irish one was Graham Norton was presenting by himself. And he came fucking steaming in in the first episode with his yellow card, and when they played the tape back this poor unfunny Irish bastard had MAYBE cracked a HINT of a smile for a fraction of a second. Norton was obviously shitting it that they'd filled the house with such a set of unfunny bastards that he was gonna have to start flashing cards around like Anthony Taylor to have any hope of ending this thing in 6 episodes.

like a fucking psycho boyfriend telling us we need to cut off ties with our family. "Why do you need anyone else but me?! Am I not enough for you?!" Maybe not lads, seeing as we can't trust you not to completely upend shit a week from now when the orange fat boy gets a new idea in his head.

They won the FA Cup last season and the Carabao Cup the year before that.

One of the biggest cunts I've ever worked with was a Palace fan. Not long after he left someone totally by chance came across a clip of him on one of those "away day wanker" type twitter accounts, where they curate footage of dickheads in the crowd. This prick was offering everyone in the home end out for a fight.