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They've been dropped by their agency as well. Netanyahu has faced fewer consequences.

Nice video, shame about the kit.

It'll have been the club getting the draft ready for deadline day, and someone accidentally pressed submit.

Fucking hell it's got the Japanese lad that came over for a match on it.

Get that posted on RTG.

Has he? I was just coming along to ask what was going on with him.

Listen. I've been visiting ADULTS ONLY hotels exclusively for the last 20 years. I know what turns up and it's mostly old, really ugly Russian cunts with frankly OUTRAGEOUS women tottering around the pool in 6 inch platform heels. They have photo shoots by the side of the pool where their creepy old men get them to do "sexy" poses. And whilst we may differ on our definition of "sexy", I am perfectly happy for these photo shoots to proceed.

Geordie Journos: "I think he's a tit, me like" He can SWIVEL. All of our transfer deals are completed 72 hours BEFORE we put a shit interview with the new player up on our social media. When that video is posted, only THEN can we have a t+3 HERE WE GO party, and not a moment before.

I'd be fucking livid if I was Howe like. Pre season starts on Monday and we're still offering Burnley 60% of their stated asking price for Trafford. If Chelsea wanted Pedro, us meeting Brighton's valuation or not is irrelevant, cos they would have come in and gazumped us anyway - wages, London, and the player's apparent preference would have fucked us anyway. But we appear to have a clear run at Trafford, he wants to come, and we are dicking about on price. If we don't make Burnley an offer they can't refuse, they'll keep refusing it and keep a hold of a lad that gives them a better chance of staying up.

Labour trying to woo the benefit cuts rebels by pointing out that, since their u-turn, it's now ONLY 150,000 people that will be pushed into poverty by the cuts, and not 250,000. I mean fucking hell.

What is WRONG with you?!

Wouldn't fancy getting pegged off that.

Mate you can still go and watch your beloved Villa Women's team. They've just got a new daddy now.

Wear full NUFC kit and I guarantee you'll be responsible for AT LEAST three heart attacks on wearside.

Has anyone watched the documentary about the Titan submersible that went bye-bye with 5 people on board? It's on Netflix. Fuck me, the bloke running the show. What a cunt. Hired people with the know-how to actually do what he was wanting to do and then sacked them one by one as they raised red flags about his plans. Then tried to bankrupt and ruin the life of a whistleblower that tried to put a stop to it all. There's bits where he's going deeper and deeper and you can hear the carbon fibre hull making these terrifying popping noises, which people on the doc are explaining is the carbon fibre strands snapping - in other words, the hull is failing. Daft lad calls it "seasoning the hull". He deserved what he got, it's just a shame he took others with him. A proper narcissistic psycho.

I'll be at an ADULTS ONLY hotel in Kos next month. 📢 BRING ON THE FANNYYYYYYY!

Correct. On a serious note though, I don't know why anyone would have kids here these days. The country is dropping to bits, the climate is upside down, most people are complete fucking wankers, and it's all getting worse every year.

It's America's royal wedding man, let him have it.

Steve Wraith's podcast. AND IT'S LIVE! Currently streaming live, 462 watching. He's just waiting for one of you to be number 463.

Inter Miami absolutely humped by PSG.

A local email service for local people.

Cos there was no precedent for it and it might not have got voted as ok if we had been the first to do it given the rest of the league's attitude towards closing off all potential loopholes for us in the past. Villa are expected to sell the women's team though aye, they've supposedly been monitoring Chelsea's approach closely. If they can get out of PSR by selling players first though, and keeping their women's team til later, they might want to do that. You can only sell your women's team once.

I don't want to sell him but if you get silly money in for players, that's what starts to be transformative for the rest of the squad. Our main problem at the minute seems to be that Chelsea want to buy every fucker we want, and they've got a wage bill we can't compete with. I do wish we would stop this "the club says they want £40m, we'll start with a bid of 60% of that" which is what we're currently doing with Trafford.

It was reported a couple of weeks back that they've already been told Tino's not for sale and they've accepted it and are looking elsewhere. I mean if they want him for 80 million, they can have him.