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Even the European far right are turned off by these clowns.

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In case anyone's wondering what CT is up to, he's actually written a reworked version of Coolio's Gangsta Paradise. He's sent me the lyrics and asked me to produce a backing track for him. What do we think? Crypto Paradise (To the tune of "Gangsta’s Paradise") [Intro] As I log into my wallet, I take a look at my gains, I been trading so long, even bears know my name. But I ain't never lost a dime to no paper hands, Christmas Tree in the game with a diamond plan. [Verse 1] I really love Musk, got his tweets on alert, When he says "Doge to the moon," man, I buy it first. Ain't no FUD in my mind, ain't no fear, ain't no doubt, When the market takes a dip, best believe I buy out. I'm the king of DeFi, staking coins overnight, Making APY so high, man, my ledger’s looking right. Everybody HODL tight, watch the candle light up, Bitcoin hit a new high, man, we never give up. [Chorus] Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise, FOMO every night, ‘cause the profits feeling real nice. Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise, If you selling, that ain't right, HODL strong, don’t think twice. [Verse 2] Look at the gas fees, man, they making me cry, But I just swapped some ETH, now I'm feeling so fly. Flipped a meme coin at dawn, bought a Lambo by noon, Now I’m chilling in the metaverse, flexing on Zoom. See, I’m a blockchain believer, decentralized dreamer, If you still using banks, man, I wouldn’t wanna be ya. Got a cold wallet stack, never gettin’ hacked, Regulators on my back, but they never getting jack. [Bridge] Tell me why—Musk tweets “X” and the charts go high? And why—SEC tryna make my gains go dry? [Chorus] Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise, Bear runs pass me by, but I’m still in it long-time. Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise, Bull runs got me hyped, taking profits feels so right. [Outro] Yeah, we riding these waves, yeah, we making that bread, When the market's in flames, we just buy it instead. Elon’s sending us up, Mars the next stop, Christmas Tree cashing in, man, the grind don’t stop @Christmas Tree

The lad probably wants to get the fuck out of Burnley, and has made that clear.

A man needs a backup policy.

You can do it whenever. But to be extra safe, a USB stick popped up your khyber might be an idea.

No it's perfectly legal. If you strip them and then upload them to torrent sites for others to read for nowt, that's illegal, but you paid for these so you can do what you like with them for your own personal use. You could put them all on a USB and pop it up your arse if you fancy. It'd make a noise when it hit the bedroom wall though.

Nah you've got them downloaded now. That's the bit they're gonna stop and you've sorted it.

It's criminal how he can have spent all those years from being a kid, training to be a footballer, and still look absolutely terrified with the ball at his feet. I assume people have tried to coach it out of him and just haven't been able to.

Yep, there's a decent enough video from a lass explaining how to convert them to kepub which is Kobo format. But if you do everything she describes and select epub instead of kepub at the end, that's at least you with all your Kindle books DRM stripped and in an open file format.

New contract for Dubravka too.

You'll always be able to continue to read them on the kindle app or on a Kindle, but let's say you wanted to change to a different type of ereader and you didn't want to buy them again... In the current world today, you can do that cos you can download it, remove Amazon's DRM (all perfectly legally, it's your book), and put it on a different ereader. From 26th Feb, the ability to get a book from Amazon onto your PC will be removed.

I'm just doing it cos Bezos is a bellend for pulling this move. I'll still no doubt buy all sorts of other stuff off there.

Ah man, sorry to hear that. So quickly, suppose fortunate that you got in to that doc so you at least had some warning and understanding of what's going on. Anyway, really sorry to hear your news.

The script thing is a piece of piss btw. Even Toonpack could do it.

Any kindle users on here? If so, have you seen this business where Amazon will no longer allow you to download your books to your computer from Feb 26th. Which basically means you don't own the books you've bought. Anyway, there's a script you can use to get all your books downloaded before the deadline. I'm doing that, stripping the DRM off them all, and then getting a different e-reader. Video below showing you how to use the script. Then you just use Calibre (free software) to turn them into ebooks that can be read anywhere. But that bit can wait, it's getting them from Amazon that can't.

As if Vance and Rubio are waiting to take their lead from Nigel Farage. Stupid cunt. Tim Montgomerie basically spotted that the Tories were in terminal decline, and just hitched his wagon to Reform so that he'd still get invited on political panel shows, the weird creep.

Aye I agree. We need to start treating him with the same level of disdain that he's treating all of the US's former allies. If you kiss his arse, there's a decent chance he'll call you out for kissing his arse a week after you meet him anyway. Trump's America can absolutely get fucked.

"Listen, we like the boy, we fink he's got a bit abaht 'im. Says some funny fings at times, but he's a character, and we don't mind that."

It's gonna be one of the great days on planet earth when this cunt dies.

Never gets old lads. Honestly. Hilarious.

All I want to see in this Villa game is Salah to go down clutching his hamstring. Anything else can fuck off.

"A new direction". The dismantling of the federal government and a massive lurch towards autocracy. Yes, the course does seem to have deviated slightly.