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Lineker interviewed Howe after our game was shown on MOTD, in case anyone hasn't seen it.

Since he's come back, he's given me way fewer heart in mouth moments than I would have got from Pope.

Sounds like getting really fat so you can't be physically dominated isn't a winning tactic in top flight boxing.

Congratulations mate. Whereabouts in the US are you based? Apologies if you've already said.

We shouldn't be asking where it can be spent. We should be asking whether a foreign national who doesn't live or pay taxes in this country should be able to pump that much money into the political system. The obvious answer is no, and it should be stopped in that basis alone. But since you asked, Farage isn't exactly known for sticking to the rules, is he? And the election commission isn't exactly known for having the teeth to enforce them. Remember Brexit campaign spending? They broke all the rules there too, and once the vote had taken place, there was nothing anyone could do about it.

Saka got taken off in the first half yesterday holding his hamstring. Wouldn't be a shame if he was still holding it when we go down there for the semi.

Labour are resisting calls to block Musk from donating to Reform cos they think it'll play into Farage's hands. It might do, but you know what would play into Farage's hands more? A HUNDRED FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS FROM ELON MUSK. These people are too fucking timid to govern. Farage must be pissing himself.

Brentford and Chelsea.

He enjoyed his celebration though.

Fucking hell Miley has filled out.

Wykiki's lass: Tha can rearrange my guts.

Punishment for his hair. I support it.

Wykiki's lass: Ah wuh watchin that! Wykiki: Tha can tek tha face fer a shite. Am not watchin that chuffin cunt!

They're both called James. I don't know how I missed the link.

Fucking hell. When no one but you knows the initial reference, further twists are not required.

Calls it the toothpick.

You said James Corden, you fucking dickhead.

I've no idea what this references but I like it.

Aye, +8 to the GD in two consecutive games is not to be sniffed at.

Is Sheeran in attendance? "The Shape Of Poo" would be a canny headline for Ipswich's Lee Ryder after this performance.

For all you San Francisco fans, Phillips's hair looks like Lombard Street.

Willock man.

Doesn't feel like Kalvin Phillips is the answer here.

Get in, hat trick boy. Now get him off.

Fucking Brighton have knocked us back to 8th.