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That doesn't get used enough since this place WENT WOKE.

Schar has a "nasty cough" and wasn't 100% when training yesterday.

He also says "why would he leave?" That's about as fair an assessment as I've seen from a pundit tbh. "He's fucking amazing, he'd walk into any other team and they'd love to have him, but why would he leave Newcastle." Thank you very much Mr Deeney.

He might just be locking himself in for the years getting back up from League 2.

Aye match made in heaven. Let them give one another a smelly 69.

The celebrations in the stands as well btw, and from the team. It was like the last minute against Bayern Munich when they won the CL. They're still fucked like. Southampton were tearing them apart at times on the break.

The Mulholland Drive lasses as well. All had a 50s movie star look about them. Actually, what a dirty old cunt, brace yourselves for the #metoo stories*. *just getting a preemptive shot off.

If it wasn't for Isak, he'd be the talk of the league this month instead. I think I remember you saying Isak wouldn't get into the team if we still had Shola btw.

What a head of hair as well btw. I might see if the estate would sell it on to me.

Aye he knew how to pick a starlet.

Nothing really I can add strawb, other than to say I'm really sorry to hear your news, and hope you and your mam are OK.

The level he plays at it's just an absurd framing to claim he couldn't get into the side. The truth is that he is effectively in his first season at the club, and was being eased in/finding his best position. Listen, you made a terrible, terrible mistake, and were as wrong about the player as it's possible to be. We're all prepared to accept that and move on but you need to stop this silly talk about couldn't get a game.

In the short term, it's more likely Burn keeps his place and Botman is rotated out for Schar, to manage his game time given how long he's been out. It makes sense from a fitness point of view but is also exactly how Howe does stuff, not upsetting the player who has been there all season for him.

Yeah, the idea that he "couldn't" get into the side is also bollocks. He was never being kept out of the side by Longstaff.

Drop dead, sausagefingers.