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Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards
BobHopeandNoHope replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Three points in the bag, utter shit 2nd half and I’ve been saying it for months ….STOP FUCKING ON at the back …just launch the cunt and get us up the pitch and regroup. Going forward we’re a match for anyone, so stop encouraging teams onto us by pissing about ffs. -
Apart from the Arsenal 2nd leg, and Southampton away (who are utter crap), we’ve been shit at the back since Wolves at home, and were even shaky as fuck then. Aye we can write today off as we have as much joy there as we do at Wembley!! But letting Gundogan run the show isn’t good enough, and getting done time and again by a long ball from their keeper ffs, so we better wake the fuck up or our confidence, players and supporters, is gonna be lower than a rattlesnakes belly come the final. Aye I’ll keep the faith as always, but fuck me we’re better than that shit we showed today!
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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
BobHopeandNoHope replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
😔 Sad news, gave everything when he played for us ….his diving header in the comeback against Forest at the Leazes End and his ball out to Hibbitt for Supermac’s goal at Hillsborough, that still gives me hairs on the back of the neck thing going on….Hallelujah John Tudor, John Tudor. R.I.P. ….one of my early heroes watching from The Leazes. -
Nah, they’re not bothered about us anymore, we don’t exist, and they’re certainly not pissing in their sister’s/mother’s/auntie’s/knickers in case we win a trophy …..they probably don’t even know we’re in a cup final or still in the FA Cup or challenging for Europe (which is just a holiday destination to them, and Crimdon Dene) I mean how would they know? None of them ever watch a single minute of our matches …..true story marra. Sad cunts that they are.
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Aww bless, well I think it’s disrespectful being a cunt on a daily basis
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J Wilson scored the first goal after I was born in a win against Bristol Rovers 5-2 …Len White got a hat-trick! (Always thought j Wilson was a darts player so credit to him) ..first goal I saw live from the Leazes End as a bairn was Alan Foggon against Vitoria Setubal in the fairs cup in the snow…the smell of hops and malt in the air I still remember to this day …I fuckin love this club even through all the shit ….yes I’m an old cunt 😂 but passionate as ever
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I know it’s only half time but I’m celebrating this like I die tomorrow
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I’m absolutely shitting my kegs for when they piss the leygue (cough) and wipe the floor with every teym in the ermmm premiership marra …. FTM (I’ve got a banner in me Mam/sisters/daughters) bedroom
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Aye let’s talk about Man U …..these sky fuckers have as much self awareness as the mackems ….it is hilarious though and great motivation
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I haven’t done this for a while as I jinx them but fuck it….where was Roy Keane the dog wanking cunt …Howay the fuckin lads …oh and the cunt who wants Eddie out it’s time you fucked off
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Aye FTM marra, who still went on to win the title that year…….which you fail to mention you tramp.
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Great performance, should’ve beat the cunts. These rats will be fucked without Salah. There’s wasn’t a pen, ours was a nailed on pen….we’re a good side ffs get behind them!….and ditch the Howe Out shite!
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Rinse & repeat well underway on groomers 😂. Ere marra if wuz dinnit win soown, the seyson is garn doownhill, wuz neyd sewper Kev or Bally …FTM
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We have to get Mbuemo if we can afford the cunt, failing that, go for that young un at Southampton …Dibble or whatever his name is. I like Miggy and Murphy but their time is up . Last night was just one of those typical nights where we fuck it up, missing a chance to get in a great position. Plus, never trust anyone with lugs as tiny as Kelly’s …he couldn’t hear Soucek behind him!
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Hope it’s ruined your weekend you sad mackem cunts, ….keywords will be, brown envelopes, wolves handed it to us, we’re spawny cunts, they’d beat us (yawn) not forgetting the genocide. Oh and FTM marra, they don’t exist anymore but I’ll spend every living moment obsessing over them but I don’t really care …I’d rather shag me sister/mam/auntie/dad/dog/cat/ than watch them gravy stained plastic cunts, even though I’ve just watched every minute of their match and made my knuckles bleed typing on Ready To Groom!
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So how much does the player really want to play for us? Surely shouldn’t play for them tonight if a deal is imminent! …this just stinks of a massive piss take from Parish (wasn’t the spiv cunt bum chums with our beloved ex owner) not a conspiracy theory but both obviously cunts of the highest order.
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I’m no transfer negotiating expert but I’d think it should be something like this:- Us-How much for that cunt? Them-£65 million Us- using negotiating tactics…how about £55million and some add ons ie another 10million when he gets 100 caps and captains England? Them(Parish) Fack off you geordie cants do you know who I am? Give the fuckers our top offer and tell them that’s the last offer or pay the fuckin money they asked, no he’s not worth it but fuck me, that Rutter has just went for £40 million and he is utter dog shit imo. Parish is enjoying being seen as taking the piss, cough up or tell them to shove their asking price up their arses…sideways!
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‘Chocked’?? Thick illiterate cunt…and ‘been decapitated’ ….has to be one of the brightest blokes in his Mam’s attic! …and of course the genocide eh Keef!
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
BobHopeandNoHope replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
we think our VAR is bad, these fuckers are off the map! -
2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
BobHopeandNoHope replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
I just think (and it’s like any job when new people come in) finding out what they’re like and just pointing out that he doesn’t want any big changes to his role, or anyone acting the cunt. Personally I thought it was a positive interview, or not as negative as some seem to think. Time will tell …I don’t think England would suit Eddie at all, not yet anyway.