BobHopeandNoHope

J Wilson scored the first goal after I was born in a win against Bristol Rovers 5-2 …Len White got a hat-trick! (Always thought j Wilson was a darts player so credit to him) ..first goal I saw live from the Leazes End as a bairn was Alan Foggon against Vitoria Setubal in the fairs cup in the snow…the smell of hops and malt in the air I still remember to this day …I fuckin love this club even through all the shit ….yes I’m an old cunt 😂 but passionate as ever

I know it’s only half time but I’m celebrating this like I die tomorrow

I’m absolutely shitting my kegs for when they piss the leygue (cough) and wipe the floor with every teym in the ermmm premiership marra …. FTM (I’ve got a banner in me Mam/sisters/daughters) bedroom

Aye let’s talk about Man U …..these sky fuckers have as much self awareness as the mackems ….it is hilarious though and great motivation

I haven’t done this for a while as I jinx them but fuck it….where was Roy Keane the dog wanking cunt …Howay the fuckin lads …oh and the cunt who wants Eddie out it’s time you fucked off

Aye FTM marra, who still went on to win the title that year…….which you fail to mention you tramp.

Great performance, should’ve beat the cunts. These rats will be fucked without Salah. There’s wasn’t a pen, ours was a nailed on pen….we’re a good side ffs get behind them!….and ditch the Howe Out shite!

So a last minute goal goes in against us at Palace, but we don’t lose. After a disappointing home loss, and I’m as gutted as everyone else is, and it felt like a loss, yes we’ve struggled in some matches and usually against the low block, but fuck me, asking for Howe out?? Really? So ok we didn’t have a shot on goal at Palace, but the Brighton, Everton, West Ham games could easily have been wins, I don’t recall Eddie Howe being on the pitch and missing any of the numerous chances we created, yes lots of them, players lose form, are slightly off it, it happens. Howe performed a minor miracle navigating us through an injury crisis I’ve never witnessed before, and I’ve seen fuckin plenty! And just missed out on European qualification by default really, this season there’s been ups and downs, it happens, it’s the Premier League ffs, we’re still competing and can climb up the table again, but to shout for Howe to go, the bloke deserves loyalty from all of us (I know most of us do). People can spout tactics, money spent, that manager has got a bigger cock, etc, it’s no good pissin our knickers and throwing our toys out of the pram. Aye ok if we go on a horrendous run like Villa are on …don’t think I’ve heard any Emery oot stuff yet ? Maybe questions will be asked then. Players will miss chances, and make mistakes, the manager will too, but fuck me, we’re nowhere near a crisis, I’ve seen plenty of those too. And to bring in who?? A whole new upheaval…..Mourinho’s name keeps cropping up…..I just say to those wanting him, be careful what you wish for, bearing in mind the level of toxicity that fucker has been bringing to every club he’s managed over the last 10 years. I’ll stay behind Eddie Howe, it’s not blind loyalty, he deserves it.

Bollox!

Rinse & repeat well underway on groomers 😂. Ere marra if wuz dinnit win soown, the seyson is garn doownhill, wuz neyd sewper Kev or Bally …FTM

We have to get Mbuemo if we can afford the cunt, failing that, go for that young un at Southampton …Dibble or whatever his name is. I like Miggy and Murphy but their time is up . Last night was just one of those typical nights where we fuck it up, missing a chance to get in a great position. Plus, never trust anyone with lugs as tiny as Kelly’s …he couldn’t hear Soucek behind him!

Oh and by the way….shove your Hawkwind shite up your hoops….sideways!

Hope it’s ruined your weekend you sad mackem cunts, ….keywords will be, brown envelopes, wolves handed it to us, we’re spawny cunts, they’d beat us (yawn) not forgetting the genocide. Oh and FTM marra, they don’t exist anymore but I’ll spend every living moment obsessing over them but I don’t really care …I’d rather shag me sister/mam/auntie/dad/dog/cat/ than watch them gravy stained plastic cunts, even though I’ve just watched every minute of their match and made my knuckles bleed typing on Ready To Groom!