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Then, as his arse-cheeks embraced the netty for the next four hours, he had plenty of time to get into bitch-fights with people on twitter before rage-blocking them.

If they want him, they know where they can find him. At the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck Off.

Bye scabs Top 3, you're having a laugh.

Certain penalty on Willock, non-corner leading to a goal, Yates has been fouling us up and down the pitch. You really do wonder about the state of reffing when you see incompetent performances like this and the one last week.

Get fucked. I can't think of an individual who is more toxic in the entire world of football.

We're not going back! Harris will take the Rust Belt, and that's the ballgame. She'll add Nevada and Georgia as well and make a run at North Carolina and Arizona but come up short. Expect Trump to declare victory at around 10pm EST tonight, when he is already behind.

That's Partey's sixth or seventh foul now, I guess we'll just keep playing until he literally snaps someone.

Yeah, we were all at sea and heading for a heavy defeat until the equaliser came from pretty much nothing, and then we've been well in it. We need to avoid a repeat in the second half and come out strong. Joelinton snapping Palmer on 45 minutes and 2 seconds would be a great start.

Schar wanted to take him out there, he's late to the challenge and the tackle was a failure too. All around awful. Livramento left in no man's land as well. This isn't going to be a pleasant watch. As predicted, the first time the injuries come in we start falling to shit immediately.

The fucking frauds and chancers we had in and about this club during the Ashley years, man. It beggars belief that a business worth hundreds of millions of pounds could've been run by a casino owner, a purveyor of the cheapest of cheap sportswear, an unearthed fossil who once coached a halfway decent team 15 years prior, a couple of no-name agents who signed two of the worst players we've ever seen in black and white, and worst of all, Dennis fucking Wise. This latest bout of projectile vomit from Allardyce is Bruce-level revisionism. Absolute nonsense. The idea of Sam Allardyce coaching Modric is...I think I'd rather have not signed him, have him sign for Liverpool and bang in six against us in one game, than have to watch him being turned into a water carrier by that fat fucking joke.

Considering he's managed every bastard club in the Championship, that's not hard.

Some large part of Murphy must've wanted to have a go himself but his better instincts prevailed because he knows he can't finish his dinner. Our defending was...unique today. I'd be interested in seeing the xG because Spurs missed an absolute hatful, several of which we wrapped up nicely for them. They'll never be this poor again. We need to toughen up and right quick because this side is playing like a shadow of the NUFC from the past two seasons.

We should've been out of sight btw, if Isak had just passed before Dragostei din tei brought him down.

Nobody could look at this game and think we need Murphy. Barnes was having a stormer despite being kicked and pulled up and down the pitch.

I think if everyone's fit, Kelly doesn't get a game, and Hall was agreed last season.

Anita was absolute dogshit but at least he was (ostensibly) a first-team player. We've bought nobody for the first team and have instead dredged up an ancient relic, signed a fifth-choice keeper that nobody wants and who in all likelihood will never appear in our colours, and brought in a covering CB on a free. PSR or no PSR it is an abject failure.

Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner on Marc Guehi: "I can confirm [he will remain a Palace player]. It was never really in doubt. Congrats to Crystal Palace, to the chairman, to the owners that they didn't give in especially after the transfer of Joachim Andersen it was very important that Marc stays. "Congrats" to the club and owners? Smallest of small-time thinking.

We've seen this play before, I'm just saying that I remember the ending.

We will get nowt, tensions worsen between Eddie and the new supervisory bozos until he walks in November with us in 9th.

Kinnear derby klaxon!

Another home draw for Man U, astonishing. I am shocked I say, shocked!

His play was fine, I mean he doesn’t seem himself. Flat, expressionless, no emotion when he scored a critical penalty.

“Best I can do is Liverpool away.”

Scraped by again. Embarrassment avoided, cracks papered over. But there’s no way this squad is going to accomplish Howe’s objectives this season. We’ve been poor in all three games so far with only a penalty lottery and VAR shenanigans keeping any gloss on the results. Gordon didn’t look right again. There’s being knackered from Southgate’s training methods, and there’s whatever Gordon is experiencing now. His whole affect is wrong. Tonali was the silver lining tonight, he was class. Just as well because Willock may be crocked yet again.

I’m not sure breakfast was your best line of attack. Look familiar?