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Lush finish, you have to say. Fucked up the first two but sorted it at the third attempt.

Then, as his arse-cheeks embraced the netty for the next four hours, he had plenty of time to get into bitch-fights with people on twitter before rage-blocking them.

If they want him, they know where they can find him. At the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck Off.

Bye scabs Top 3, you're having a laugh.

Certain penalty on Willock, non-corner leading to a goal, Yates has been fouling us up and down the pitch. You really do wonder about the state of reffing when you see incompetent performances like this and the one last week.

Get fucked. I can't think of an individual who is more toxic in the entire world of football.

We're not going back! Harris will take the Rust Belt, and that's the ballgame. She'll add Nevada and Georgia as well and make a run at North Carolina and Arizona but come up short. Expect Trump to declare victory at around 10pm EST tonight, when he is already behind.

That's Partey's sixth or seventh foul now, I guess we'll just keep playing until he literally snaps someone.

Yeah, we were all at sea and heading for a heavy defeat until the equaliser came from pretty much nothing, and then we've been well in it. We need to avoid a repeat in the second half and come out strong. Joelinton snapping Palmer on 45 minutes and 2 seconds would be a great start.

Schar wanted to take him out there, he's late to the challenge and the tackle was a failure too. All around awful. Livramento left in no man's land as well. This isn't going to be a pleasant watch. As predicted, the first time the injuries come in we start falling to shit immediately.

The fucking frauds and chancers we had in and about this club during the Ashley years, man. It beggars belief that a business worth hundreds of millions of pounds could've been run by a casino owner, a purveyor of the cheapest of cheap sportswear, an unearthed fossil who once coached a halfway decent team 15 years prior, a couple of no-name agents who signed two of the worst players we've ever seen in black and white, and worst of all, Dennis fucking Wise. This latest bout of projectile vomit from Allardyce is Bruce-level revisionism. Absolute nonsense. The idea of Sam Allardyce coaching Modric is...I think I'd rather have not signed him, have him sign for Liverpool and bang in six against us in one game, than have to watch him being turned into a water carrier by that fat fucking joke.

Considering he's managed every bastard club in the Championship, that's not hard.

Some large part of Murphy must've wanted to have a go himself but his better instincts prevailed because he knows he can't finish his dinner. Our defending was...unique today. I'd be interested in seeing the xG because Spurs missed an absolute hatful, several of which we wrapped up nicely for them. They'll never be this poor again. We need to toughen up and right quick because this side is playing like a shadow of the NUFC from the past two seasons.

We should've been out of sight btw, if Isak had just passed before Dragostei din tei brought him down.

Nobody could look at this game and think we need Murphy. Barnes was having a stormer despite being kicked and pulled up and down the pitch.