Dazzler

On now sports it’s neither. Still shite though.

I’d take us getting spanked if it meant Liverpool drop their guard and think we’ll be easy and it gives Howe the chance to put a rocket up them before Sunday. So long as everyone comes through it without injury.

FYP

We could melt him down for glue. I’m sure someone at the club could have some use for it.

If we're resting Isak then Osula has to start up top IMO - Aye he's raw but at least he'll run at their defence, draw fouls, wind them up and give them something to think about. Best we can hope for from Wilson is that it's a bit damp on the pitch so he's got his cane with him - which can act as a tripping hazard.

This is like a Hideo Kojima plot for a game that has 6 months worth of cut scenes and 2 hours of gameplay.

I was just practicing my backstroke. The length these journos go to make a story. Can’t even swim without it being twisted.

I have two unfinished books on the shelf waiting for me to finish - around 50 or so pages left on each - because as soon as I see another book I like I don't have the patience to wait until I finish. The longest waiting book was canny boring, but the second one I was really enjoying and pied it off for Dracula just as it was getting good for this exact reason

I won't pretend that it doesn't take me a couple of weeks to get through a book at a time, but I tend to only read for an hour to 90 minutes a day but I get through some. Re-reading Dracula at the minute which is comfortably the greatest horror novel ever written IMO.

Brought Zelensky all the way to the oval office to abuse him and his country in front of the global press, parroted Putin's words in front of that same global press but NOW he decides to do something. As you say his actions since last week have cost countless innocent Ukrainian lives so it seems highly unlikely that he'll take any action against Russia. Unless of course Putin has given him permission to as a way of saving face. It might also be that a united Europe ready to work and fight together has made him drop his bait a bit. Suddenly, America isn't necessary and that will only make things worse for him.

BBC saying Trump is strongly considering sanctions on Russia in an effort to bring about peace with Ukraine. Aye, I'm sure he is.

I bet he doesn't believe in climate change despite this revelation though

Ant McPartlin looks like he's off the wagon again. Sending best wishes.

"Oh hi there, I'm Elon. You might be wondering what I am up to. Well you'd be right to wonder. I am currently in the office of the DoD - no not dungeons and dragons you silly goose - D O D - By the way, did you know I am the greatest D&D player ever, officially too. I definitely didn't pay someone to be the best in my place like I did that other game, which also didn't happen. I digress, I am here searching "gay" in the computer - though, unfortunately all I am seeing are photos of airplanes and not massive willies - so they're being deleted. Obviously. Anyway. I'd best get back to it."

Aye as soon as the noshes dry off he'll be fucking crying out for a boring, centrist Brian Badonde impersonator - and I hope we're all in agreement that he can fuck clean off. The only thing worse than being a yank is bucking a yank - the only thing worse than either is having a yank refuse to let you get your hole. Wyki's pal is pond life IMO.

Love it. Love everything about it.

This would still be better than Joe Kinnear trying to sign Shane Ferguson from the club we'd loaned him to

Mad dog sorting out Salah’s Asthma/steroid machine

He'd sprain his wrist doing this celebration now and miss 4 games.

Murphy is technically a LW in a Howe system since he's right footed but wingers are wingers IMO. We have three plus Osula currently fit. At CB we have three 30+ year olds one of whom is coming back from a career threatening injury and another who is deteriorating in quality game on game. Our other back up is a RB and our best CB is just came back from a career threatening injury, only to break down again a few games later. We're significantly worse at CB than we are on the wings, even without a left footed player on the right - even when we have all players available. All that being said taking Isak and Gordon out of the team we're fucking dreadful so it really doesn't matter who plays where

They probably just exploded without outside interference since they are utter plastic shit.

FYP