Dazzler

Trippier with the Schar pass today. Hopefully, that’s the only one.

Howe will be mate he was a centre back and in his mid 40s

Hong Kong adverts are something else.

These were both the worst teams I’ve seen this season. Relegate them both.

He plays in his slippers the shit cunt.

FYP

Must be fucking tiny then.

If Tonali is injured then I’m not fucking watching it on Sunday.

He has no brain either. Relies on instinct and instinct alone.

Someone needs to put the black smoke up. Two Pope’s got finished in the last week.

Dubravka definitely shagged Mrs Howe.

This is the kind of Gemmill prediction we can all get behind.

Tino man

Is Tino just left footed? Is that why he’ll never cross on the right?

Elijah Wood got nicked for scrapping outside. They’ve all scattered.

Decent by Barnes there. Shame it came to nowt.

If only cabbage head managed to convince Ashley to sign Bowen… maybe he’d not have ended up bucking Danny Dyer’s kid.

I’m blaming the weather. Their goalie was on his arse with his first touch straight from kick off.

I’m using 10 year old technology for my stream. Blast from the past shit. To be fair despite being a few seconds behind it’s clear as fuck so far.

Our two in form defenders

On now sports it’s neither. Still shite though.

I’d take us getting spanked if it meant Liverpool drop their guard and think we’ll be easy and it gives Howe the chance to put a rocket up them before Sunday. So long as everyone comes through it without injury.