Dazzler

Big Joe wears it on his chopper during matches. He says “hulk smash” to whoever he’s marking and jabs it in their back.

I’d get it if the statue was in Sunderland and not *checks notes* County Durham.

If there isn’t a mackem on the comments of that going ape shit with the absolute racism I’ll be shocked.

He loves to push the narrative that we play shit football whenever we beat them as if we didn’t create the better (only) chances of the game and there were a few Fucking fraud.

That was him at his level from two seasons ago. He’s not hit that in a year + but in my view when he plays like that we almost always come away with a result because he takes so much pressure away from the other two midfielders. Hopefully Howe shows him it back and he can maintain it like because that dirty work player is something we’ve missed.

Can we all accept that Longstaff was fucking mint today along with Hall and Livramento? That was a performance right out of the 22/23 season from everyone and it was wank worthy seeing Pope at his shit housing best near the end.

I got an "aaaah you dressed as an old man for Halloween" off one kid when I went to the door - I went from offended, to pissing myself laughing, back to offended in record time

I bet your porn hub history is just a series of married couples doing missionary under the covers through the little hole in their stripey pyjamas.

Will it matter? Because....

I mean, it's a bin wagon with his name on the side of it. It's more of a self-own than it is cool and edgy. He's also in the passenger seat because he's too fucking brain dead to drive it.

He's a chihuahua isn't he?

The Mackem Cewk Sheyt (one side of A4)

Page 5 That's it, marra if yeh still looking for something to eayt you'll either neyd to garn back to page 1, or have yeh tried eayting yeh sister mars beyf curtains?

Page 3 - Wey have Dicksons at home Garn to Lidl and buy the cheypest, shittest sausages. Whilst ya there chaw some stotteys, and peyse pudding. Once tha Nigereyin with the SIA badge stops chasing yeh, mak ya way home. Stick the sausages in the air fryer and cut yeh stotteys and lather them up in the hoistey peayse pudding. Put the chip pan on and stick some gravey granewls in the centuries old lard once it's melted. Put that mess in your best sports direct mug. Whack the under cewked sausages in the bun. Dip in the mug, and enjoy tha best savaloy dip money won't buy, marras.

THE MACKEM CEWKBEWK (HARDBACK) | alovesupreme "Page 1 - Homemade pink slices for ya marras. First get some flour, stick it in yeh mar's best pyrex dish. Hoy a few eggs in it and whisk it up peweh well. Next yeh neyd to get some sugar, stick loads in if yeh want - wa dinnit have any teyth to worry abewt. Finally, stick some 'pink' in it - Aah find it's best the yewse seyts from the stadium, but yeh can substitute the seyt for yeh best faded reg vardy shirt - but only the red stripes marra - dinnit tak the piss. Once yeh've done aal that stick the dish in the oven for a half hour on gas mark 6 - if yeh've connected up to ya neighbours supply to tak their gas then whack it up to a 7, but mak sheweh yeh tamper with that meyteh so tha dinnit find out. After a half hour tak the dish out the oven and let the horrible mess kewl down on the windeh sill for 20 minutes. Cut to serve. Garns well with: tha cheyse slices ya keyp in ya pocket."

Turning up in a bin wagon in a hi-viz to call his opponents and their supporters garbage after he's been gaslighting Biden for doing the same is peak Trump. Genuinely, hope he fucking snuffs it sharpish.

or Both valid.

"You said you weren't going to invest in the NHS and here you are, the lying fucking bitch that you are, investing in the NHS. Where do you get off?" The only appropriate response is: "Are you completely mental?"

Can you save up some chores or DIY projects for the weekend then, please? Thanks.

1-0 Arteta to blame the ref and cry - again.

My place isn't big enough to cause that kind of carnage tbf. I'd be on board with it if it literally put a stop to all emails for a while.

I get personally offended when people don't understand this simple concept.

At what point does Lara Ulrich show up crying about how badly napster damaged him personally as he cries into fresh $100 dollar bills that he subsequently throws onto a fire to keep warm?