Dazzler

I mean you cropped out the bit of the sentence where I actually said that in fewer, less articulate words

He and/or she also said Foden was shite too. At some point the “young and stupid” defence put forward of his and/or her bullshit has to be replaced with “daft cunt WUM”.

Tonali isn’t a DM though and we’d lose too much from his game. I think we either need to tell longstaff that all he does now is defensive shit (which he’s really good at) or we have to buy a proper CDM so that Tonali and Bruno can work together (or both).

It’s based on the Iranian revolution tbf however it’s still very much a case of “imagine if the evangelical lunatics got control over the country” Also the sheer audacity of a Christian to say such shit as if they themselves don’t also believe that women should be subservient to their husband, stay at home, shit out a load of kids and eventually die in childbirth like the forefathers dreamed it.

Bruno and Tonali do largely the same job and occupy the same spaces. I think they always seem to get in each other's way. If we're going to play both together then it has to be Longstaff in there with them as he does the dirty shit that allows them to push further up and dictate play.

RTG’dYP

The reason they are loved is their humbleness. It’s legendary. Here it is honoured in music:

You dun’t know nowt.

Arguably fifth after willock.

Not to mention Wilson’s actual contribution- all the goals that actually saved us. Also to call Gordon weak for leaving Everton (after their fans literally cordoned off a road to abuse him) but not Maxi who decided to take a pay day in Saudi over fighting Gordon for his spot on the LW. Just fuck off man

So yes. Finally. We have a convert. Welcome to the cult, I mean family brother sister. Hail Gordon.

Not a legend just a bloke who played for them for 5 years and captained them for most of that.. and had them challenging for the league again after they never got close for years Bet the cunt thinks we’re deluded too.

It clearly is the issue though otherwise you wouldn’t bite every single time. Fucking do some ear rubs and calm down.

Aye fucking right mate, NPCs. Hate them me, all a bunch of woke lesbians with bad hair cuts and dodgy pronouns.

Big Joe wears it on his chopper during matches. He says “hulk smash” to whoever he’s marking and jabs it in their back.

I’d get it if the statue was in Sunderland and not *checks notes* County Durham.

If there isn’t a mackem on the comments of that going ape shit with the absolute racism I’ll be shocked.

He loves to push the narrative that we play shit football whenever we beat them as if we didn’t create the better (only) chances of the game and there were a few Fucking fraud.

That was him at his level from two seasons ago. He’s not hit that in a year + but in my view when he plays like that we almost always come away with a result because he takes so much pressure away from the other two midfielders. Hopefully Howe shows him it back and he can maintain it like because that dirty work player is something we’ve missed.

Can we all accept that Longstaff was fucking mint today along with Hall and Livramento? That was a performance right out of the 22/23 season from everyone and it was wank worthy seeing Pope at his shit housing best near the end.

I got an "aaaah you dressed as an old man for Halloween" off one kid when I went to the door - I went from offended, to pissing myself laughing, back to offended in record time

I bet your porn hub history is just a series of married couples doing missionary under the covers through the little hole in their stripey pyjamas.