Dazzler

I've been in the family enclosure for the majority (2) of all of the matches (3) I've been to this season and it's been loud as fuck in there all (both) the times I've been in. The kids with their parents properly get into it. It's pretty much adjacent to the "singing" section and I can't say it's jumped out at me at how loud it is.

tbf to Gary Neville - there are few more critical of a shoddy Man Utd performance than he is - Him and Keane co-commentating on us humping them at SJP in a few weeks would be stuff of legend

Aye but you always lost.

Our gracious and humble LGBTQ+ activists down the road have now added environmental concerns to their woke agenda. So now they care about: 1) "The gays" getting thrown from roofs 2) Lasses that get stoned for flashing ankle 3) Journalists - so long as they aren't Keith Downie or anyone from Look North (who they pray get beheaded in an embassy) 4) Leazes park - a park in Newcastle, a city they hate. I wish our fan base could be so socially aware tbh.

They have posted a thread on our new stadium thread. Started at 6pm last night and at 14 pages and counting

My IBS is kicking in tbh. I've just followed through on what I thought was a fart. Thankfully, I'm in the office on my own and I'm wearing brown pants.

There is plenty of experience in that squad without including Henderson - from players who can actually do a job too. No matter his explanation it makes little sense.

The only thing Henderson tried to impose on Ajax was a move to Monaco. He barely plays. Henderson's puzzle piece:

No Wharton and/or Anderson is criminal IMO. Especially considering Henderson is in in their place.

At that point they'd had a report of her smacking him about, from memory. I think the story changed later. But aye, the way the coppers go on with him is nauseating - They have no impartiality whatsoever. Even if they believed she was the aggressor they should have just nicked her under the guise of letting them both calm down a bit. By the time they let her out they'd have the proper story and she'd probably still be alive. I watched the one about the mormon family on Disney the other week, where the wife ended up in a cult with a man-hating lesbian mormon leader (who she was blatantly shagging behind her husband's back) and abused her own kids. The husband was clearly related to the family from abducted in plain sight because he was a fucking absolute moron - the simp cunt.

Not this season it hasn't. The opposition must be rigging the coin toss to get us playing up hill.

Joselu got a call up for Spain, scored goals and helped them win the Euros. I don't think there are many English centre backs playing at his level at the minute and since Tuchel loves three at the back he's probably comfortably the best option to cover LCB IMO. It makes a lot of sense to me, despite me thinking it's come about three years later than it should have done. Our problem is we've overlooked players like Burn for decades and picked average youngsters from the 'big' clubs. This sort of shit is what the more successful nations have been doing for years - pick on form and adapt the system, don't pick players to fit a rigid system even if they are in shite form. Rashford is a fucking mental one though. He's been a sub for Villa for the most part and don't get me started on Henderson

Hopefully the new stadium has a level pitch...I remember (at least in the Sir Bobby days) we used to get a fuck tonne of muscle tears and strains because we played on a fucking hill every home game. I presume this has been rectified over the years, but considering that would have cost money and Mike Ashley owned us, I am not 100% certain it was.

If he skies one he's smashing windows in the new stadium. It's going to be expensive. We might need Eddie to work his magic again and retrain him as a ball playing centre half to restrict Big Joe's offensive contributions to set plays..

No wonder we keep getting skinned down the left. What's fucking Burn doing there?

I used it to review my CV and covering letter this afternoon and it's made me sound far more impressive than I actually am.

They are discussing the better Bellingham leaving in the summer if they don't get promoted. Grumpy has this absolute belter: I don't think his parents give a shit about basket cases or he'd be as far away from Sunderland as possible.

Fucking woke bastard.

Luke Shaw posted a picture of his abs, Maxi posted a picture which confirmed that he had, in fact, gotten 4.6% fatter.

84kg at 5'8" is overweight based on BMI Jose is right - the fat cunt.

Guardiola would have won something with the England team that Capello shat the bed with. I'd take Pep's side ways passing and scoring 3+ goals most games over 0-0 draws and 1-0 wins over Capello any day the dour cunt.

He gave them all away at the metro centre. Howay man, you know this.