Dazzler

“Just shake” after driving a forearm in his face. What a bitch

Awful Thiaw chant btw. Unimaginative cunts.

Their losing their heads .. it’s becoming a trademark Arsenal performance at SJP with each passing second

He definitely fits in here with his attitude of let’s get stuck in and fucking square up to the cunt when he gets larey.

Never doubted that set piece coach for a second.

My wife walked in and asked when did Judge Rinder get Downs Syndrome? Then she walked back out.

It’s as good a goalless half hour as you’re likely to see. Says Drury commentating a game where Arsenal have been largely on top in terms of clear chances. Whopper.

Woltemade goes down like Longstaff. He needs to knock that shit off.

That’s all he’s ever done. Long balls over the top, goals from set plays and moments of brilliance from the one or two silky players he allows to touch the ball. Graduated from Fat Sam’s School of Tactics and Gravy. First class honours.

I presume you mean against them. It’s definitely not a handball if it’s a Liverpool player

The game's first ever -1 all draw.

Saw this in tesco this morning buying the new Thursday Murder Club and was tempted to grab this too. Be a canny conversation starter on public transport or at the match.

"Proper small time as fuck, marra." - Said the mackem on a mackem message board discussing a bar in Newcastle city centre. "Peweh obsessed wiv weh" - Said the other mackem on a mackem message board discussing a bar in Newcastle city centre.

His own manager called him out publicly for his stupidity. If the Liverpool manager can't even find the means to defend him then that should tell them all how unwound their neck is.

Benfica was a no.

It wasn’t full strength like.

Fucking hell, fair play. Welcome to the exclusive club of people from the board with a ballot win to their name.

If you liken yourself to this: Then that's on you, I'm afraid

This season or literally the first since the ballots were introduced?

I'm willing to listen to people debate whether human civilisation is older than we think (and the more settlements and shit we uncover the more it appears to be the case), it's far more logical that Egyptians were maybe more clued in on engineering than the history books suggest. Aliens with faster than light travel come to earth and build things out of stone and not the indestructible materials they used to build their crafts with? That and aliens are mutual exclusive conspiracies for me - I fucking love a good alien conspiracy tbf, but as soon as someone mentions pyramids and aliens I think of that stoner bloke with the shit hairline.

The team my lad plays with are sound. The parents are all canny too. They were training up at Bullocksteads though and thank Christ he doesn't play for some of the teams that get up there. Some of the volunteer coaches think they are elite and the parents are wannabe gangsters that moonlight as stand up comics. Neither of which is the case - Ironically, this exact type of terminally dull cunt is why I wrapped in Sunday league as a kid because they were playing and made it not fun to be around. Wouldn't even get on the drink with my mates on their team nights out because the lads they played with were complete wankers. Now, their wanker kids play and get abuse hurled at them by their wanker dads every Sunday.

I can't wait for him to fall back in line and scud those kinds of simple chances wide or straight at the keeper. The most impressive thing about his goal is that it went in. He's rarely scored in those situations. He'll hit a 200mph thundercunt into the top bins but miss from three yards out. Thank god the Liverpool fans are known for their patience and realistic demands.

Unless of course they trespass on US soil. In which case they'll be put in an ICE van.