Dazzler

Wyki'd YP

Oh no lads, they're on to us.

Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate

Way to use three vague accountancy terms and throw them together to almost make sense

I bet you scream scripture into the heavens as it rains - This is it, the lord has had enough and he's taking us out. Quick grab the bible, pet.

No, Howe answered a question about whether he'd spoken to Mitchell - to the effect of I'm not going to answer questions like that every time you ask them. As in drop it you fucking planks. Craig Hope then immediately asked if Howe had spoken to Mitchell - Howe responded (and I'm completely paraphrasing here): Are you for fucking real you chin dribbling spanner? I've just fucking answered that. Get back in your box, take the crayons out of your bum and sit down.

I don't know. Let me consult the spreadsheet I made showing my available skills and report back.

Minor might be a bit of a stretch since he's looking at 3 months out

Wiki's missus didn't wash her hole out properly would be my guess.

The fact that the fixtures are still seeded - so the big boys get more of the easier/favourable draws renders this format completely fucking pointless. May as well knock the knockout stages on the head and just have it so you play the same amount of games as you would in the old format (13 I think), the match draw is completely random and whoever has the most points after that wins the trophy. This would be completely shit but at least makes a bit of sense. Even up the number of games to 15 or something. This is just a more convoluted way to get to the same end result - making sure the big teams make it through at the expense of the teams they wish weren't there.

I mean it was Staveley etc that extended his contract. They really should have just let him run it down and released him into the wild.

Is his contract up at the end of this season?

"A thinking man's Rambo" sounds absolutely shite tbf. Also, does First Blood part one a bit of an injustice if you ask me. John Wick is a thinking man's rambo compared to everything from part two onwards though - and I fucking love John Wick (except 4 which was too long, and not violent enough) - speaking purely as a thinking man, of course.

Tbf I got absolutely smashed on the Saturday at the sela weekender with my card I use for tickets so by this logic I should have scored for at least one set of tickets so far.

I’ve tried the Man City and Brighton games for the family section with the bairn. I’ll try my luck with general tickets next time since the family section is a total bust.

That would be a canny unicef advert. "Little Angela has to walk 10 miles every day to get to the internet cafe to catch up on the latest hit piece from Craig Hope. For just £1.99 per month you could cancel her subscription and give her some clean water instead." "Every time I click my fingers another child in Africa signs up for a daily mail subscription. Together we can put an end to this."

At least 74 I think, born in 1950 would have made him 18 in 68. Either way, he's definitely too old to be brown nosing mackems on a message board.

The scouse divvy went for a pint in Arthurs Hill in a bar that spent more time being rebuilt after it was burned down than it ever did as an operating bar and was shocked and appalled that a bar in the heart of a run down council estate was not exactly the friendliest place for a scouse cunt in an Everton top on a match day. Roker on the other hand...... My limited knowledge of Roker is that it's a private estate, and largely beach front - i.e. poundland Whitley - which makes it worlds apart from Arthurs Hill, the mad scouse cunt.

The Marcelino of world class strikers.

That poor bin has no idea they're about to be treated to the shocker, do they? The monster just goading him behind his back.

Aye I read the headline and my first thought was "well, yeah obviously."

Wiping his cock on the curtains too?

There's been quite a few documentaries over the years you could watch to answer that tbf.

"Tha only reyson wa went up the tewn was coz tha bus back to sunlin was later than getting the bus in sunlin back to sunlin, marra so ya could get more domestic violence fewl into yeh. The fact that the bus from barcode land to sunlin took 45 minutes longer stands up to any screwtiney and aah won't have anyone saying it renders my whole argument redundant. Aah'll the bus ride did was give ez plenty more time to think about the fact wor Shelley was knocking off me brother whilst aah was in tewn. Aah meyn aah should av known - eez dad to both of weh, marra."