Dazzler

To be fair, he grew up in Ireland and had a seemingly very militant upbringing so a bit of hockle is probably funnier than hearing about his da's mates getting into shootouts with the British Army

Sounds like there's high risk of kicking up a stink if people aren't picking up shite after themselves.

Have you tried rubbing your line manager's nose in it?

Just dropping nuggets as he goes:

Must admit this moment was in my head as I typed it

Red flood warnings are in place in Birmingham this evening after the dams burst on the snatches of thousands of 70+ women in the city this morning.

In fairness Mbappe couldn't get up to full speed with Longstaff and Trippier on his back.

Hopefully it ends quickly before he has to have any involvement. It's fucking nuts that in 2023 serving the military isn't simply a choice. No one who doesn't want any involvement in inevitable bloodshed should be forced into it.

Thank fuck it wasn't his Blair moment otherwise he'd have flattened the poor fuckers house in the search for WMDs and had him waterboarded in one of the back rooms.

Maybe they thought Kier needed a bit more zhuzh.

Starmer was just the victim of the campest protest in history as a protester covers him in glitter.

That's because he's flush with cash following his star turn as Stephen in the new blockbuster Sayersy film.

We're getting third anyways man, Liverpool and Spurs will shit the bed at some point!

Looks like someone drew a face on a balloon

4 more years and Dan Neil will still be at Sunderland, questioning his life choices after reading that they opted out of a promotion they were never in the running for.

Kilt/Skirt? Just let it fall out like a horse?

I am willing to bet you used to, but given standers never fully clean the shite off that they eventually became starched and you needed a christmas nut hammer to crack them off. Following that you were barred from Poundland, and your wife just makes you smear your cheeks all over the inside of your trousers from then on. Am I close?

In fairness, I'd pay good money to watch the cast of GB clinging to a fence like Sarah Connor in T2 as SkyNet blasts the studio with a nuclear missile. Imagine watching Piers Morgan stripped to his comically plastic skeleton.

I prefer mega cunt, but whatever suits tbf. I think I did alright on Ed's blog. I haven't been banned on the discord server yet, at least. Though I did cause uproar one night by calling a mackem troll on the blog a kiddie fiddler, and laboured the point a fair bit. I don't think such a comment would even be noticed here

I don't think Liverpool are a force tbf. I think they have a pretty average defence, and they seemingly have very little defensive cover in midfield. Their attacking threat is immense, and they are riding a wave at the minute, but I don't think they are good enough to keep it going. I think that's similarly true of Spurs - they look good, but i don't think they are good enough to keep it going I'd prefer Arsenal to win it if not us. Someone to break up the standard Man City storming the league scenario.

The bastard offspring of seagull diddling?