Dazzler

To fully embrace the Jose mantra, he'll have to start parking the bus and then launch Salah under it in his post match interview the first time he doesn't score.

Be fucking mint if it happened and Spurs ruined them 10-1. The one for Liverpool was a blatant offside that VAR allowed to balance the scales.

An awful lot of Liverpool fans thinking them hoying their toys out of the pram will somehow have a wider impact on the league and how it's officiated/managed. I truly hope every ref in the land starts calling matches with Liverpool completely down the middle, and run VAR correctly in their matches - as it's what they want, plus it will mean a hell of a lot of decisions they once got, going against them. It will only make their lives harder and it's hilarious.

Didn't see them complaining when TAA avoided a blatant second yellow at SJP this season either. Liverpool have benefited more than most clubs from VAR decisions since it's inception, but one absolute howler against them is all they care about. Maybe we should open a can of worms and submit a request for the decision against Isak last season and the one that still winds me up the most - the disallowed goal vs Palace after Willock got launched into the keeper.

Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg?

The only nailed on points are the three they'll take from Chelsea. Everton look like the mackems did the year they went down - spent a fortune then proceeded to be shitter, only to adopt a roundabout of managers to try and dig them out of the shit. It only works for so long, I think this season could be the one where it all comes crashing down. Hopefully, the set of con artists ready and waiting to take over from the oligarch's front man ensure they experience the same as the Mackems, and slide down to league one - oh and Netflix is on hand to film it all.

Everton will probably lose their star striker to a long term injury at the same time, if not before Toney comes back from his suspension. DCL has already played 5 games, so it's only another 5 until he trips over his skirt and spends another 6 months in the treatment room.

You definitely would if you'd saw where I've lived since - Out the frying pan, into a bigger frying pan, into crockpot full of shite on low heat. Still beats a trailer park in the states though. I'm more likely to be mugged by a 13 year old smackhead, less likely to get shot in the back by a mentally disturbed 32 year old virgin.

Be honest, it's because you're so rotund that your carer can't get between your cheek and the bog seat to wipe without losing their hand to a crushing injury, isn't it?

You're not my fucking supervisor.

Nobody. It's my first post. I'd never even heard of the place until this morning, and saw that people from the blog had already been on, called cunts and then left.

I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that.