Dazzler

Just went down her twitter feed and can confirm she's a tory nonce. Can't say I've had the misfortune of reading her incredibly weird points of view and will be happy if I never have to again.

Did you see the other one yesterday? Apparently, in the advert they have cracker hats burning, one is green and the other is red - some people have said this is M&S effectively burning the Palestinian flag, completely ignoring the other colours from the flag that are missing. I'd argue that the above however is a conservative snowflake. Most bible bashers are on the right hand side of the spectrum - however, snowflakes exist all across the spectrum.

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday. "oooh Hulk" "oooh black widow" "oooh no."

"Screeeyn shot you bank staytment, marra. Wey want to see the muneey to Sunderland leeyving you account. FTM"

Captain Red is too sensible for that website. Everyone knows RTG is solely for those who wear velcro Lonsdales because shoe laces are too dangerous/complicated.

Aye but it's only erotic fan fiction about Bojo blowing his balls on her face.

Wraith appeared to have dropped his stone island badge. I gave him it back.

The fine people of RTG seem to think that the streets of Newcastle flow with oil and the blood of the LGBTQ community, Jewish, and women when in reality they flow with the salty tears of Sunderland fans who head a few miles north and realise how much better it is here.

If this bloke is bigger than 2 inches rock hard I'll be shocked.

We need to get this on to the next page sharpish, not sure how many times I can scroll past the hulks shaved bollocks. I wouldn't be so arsed if I wasn't convinced my screen is reflecting onto my geps and projecting the image of a big pair of gangrenous baubles across the office for fuck sake.

It contains: cdn.sex.com /pinporn/ I am guessing nothing good

"Is it this way?" Followed by the sarkiest "Well considering there are only 8 teams left..." Made me laugh way harder than it had any right to

"Are you not entertained? What the beep" etc

Here you go mate. It's nowt special mind you.

"Hello Mr Smith. It appears you've underpaid your taxes for last year. We'll be right round."

Seemed to be heading for an England call up before his hamstring went. Be great to see him get back to that form and leave us all annoyed in the summer when Southgate takes Henderson.

Agree. I think we should see Tino starting more games now. Never put a foot wrong, and we've never missed Trippier in the games he's played in at RB.

Trips had tied his shoe laces together in a fit of jealous rage when he pushed him tbf, but Tino is so good that he just slipped it

Hat trick for Longstaff, with Saka pulling one back for the arseholes. Final score 2-0.