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Dazzler

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  1. Couple of mackems I work with reckon Clarke wouldn't cut the PL. Said he's no where near quick enough or prolific enough to make it at the top. Can't say I have seen him play to comment but they are fairly level headed for mackems (probably as they're both from Durham )
  2. He's not taking over. He'll go to West Ham or Man Red if he's successful. He's a turncoat Geordie bastard. Still doing well though.
  3. I think this needs more depth...You can't just throw something like that out there without going into detail; it's just pure click bait otherwise.
  4. Also, whilst I hate to admit anything positive about boro (and this isn't the place for it), but Carrick looks like a cracking young manager. Had them flying last year, and overcame a proper shite start to get them flying again. Pretty impressive tbf.
  5. Saw one post say Bellingham has gone from prime Zidane to Tommy Miller in a few games
  6. I'd really appreciate it if people would stop interrupting our tales of faecal abnormalities with German music. It's hard to keep up with the important conversations about shite.
  7. This was covered in my very first post on the board in the Ed's blog section
  8. So we're just having this conversation in every topic today it appears
  9. My YouTube recommendations are pretty much all videos of epic farts. I'm unashamed to say I laugh, every single time.
  10. I worked at Siemens at the cobalt a few years back and there was a disused office upstairs. The toilets weren't even plumbed in, but someone kept shitting in the toilets up there. No one knew who it was and there were no cameras on the floor because it was empty. No one ever admitted to it, and it was a different bog every time. Siemens have their own social network and it would be discussed on there too, it was fucking hilarious.
  11. Best one I saw was (I kid not with this one) a solid lump that was touching the bog seat and bent round the u bend. It was majestic, it gathered a crowd of revellers with cameras. To this day I have no clue who did it but I imagine it went down like this....
  12. I've got IBS so I know the pain. Someone at work sprayed the entire rim the other day (didn't clean it the dirty cunts). Even the front was pebble dashed, no idea how. It defied the laws of known physics. They literally shat in front of them. A true medical marvel.
  13. I like to follow canon in games, so having to pick the character threw me. (Aye, I'm a dork, fuck off) I think I went with with Corvo again for continuance and then spent the whole time wondering if his bairn got better missions/powers
  14. Because Rice playing mint means you've probably defended for your life since he's where attacking moves go to die and sideways passing thrives.
  15. I loved the first one but struggled with the second. I do need to give it a second blast though. The stand alone DLC (also on game pass) was pretty decent too.
  16. You can't shag and subsequently commit vehicular homicide on a lady of the night on Far Cry 5 - What are you playing at? On a serious note Far Cry 5 is class (better than 6 IMO) - You get to blast your way through a hardcore christian doomsday cult, what's not to like? If you like mindless, first person shooting, extreme violence then give Wolfenstein a go. Old bloods, new order, new colossus > in that order for chronology. Assassins Creed Odyssey is quality too (Origins is shite). Literally all of the gears of war games.
  17. Not only a grass, but someone who'll stab his pals in the back to save his own skin. It's could cause problems in the Italian dressing room, but even his club mates will think twice about involving him in anything.
  18. Uefa just need their palms greased, they're bent sideways.
  19. Footage of someone shagging a mackem in Milan
  20. Then she is Tonali's former bird. No way she's spending 10 month bouncing on Wilson to lower herself to a gambling man.
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