Dazzler

Aye, I think Murphy on is a good shout tbf

All of their best chances have come from pretty much the same move down our right. We need to get that scouted sharpish

We just use human focus mate, much cheaper and the animations are much funnier than a QHSE teacher talking about it.

Any chance of seeing Willock in the second half? Probably could do with his pace to split their midfield a bit. That said he could end up fucked again in these conditions.

The ref has got them wound up now. We're either getting raped second half or they are going to lose their heads.

Fucking Pope punches like he has marshmallows for hands.

Hi Sandro 👋

We'll be a different beast second half. Howe is class at his little tactical fuck yous.

Fuck sake.

Keep em coming.

Much you reckon Malens release clause is and can the Saudis activate it before half time to turn his head please?

I think it's the conditions. They have to be careful running on a slippery surface. Probably just done an H and S course today and he's putting it into practice.

Longstaff - king of the shithouses. Long live the king.

Miggy has them a bit panicky when he runs at them directly. They seem intent on chopping him down.

Fucking love how Big Dan Burn has just been accepted as his name now.

Or get a straight red for squaring up to and nutting Reus.

I'm just waiting to hear if Murphy would have buried that.

What a ball by Bruno. The curse of Miggys missing right foot strikes again unfortunately.

That Malen looks some player for them. That was also a fucking pen btw.

To confuse the sexuality of their androgynous blonde players

Then I predict the following interaction in your near future... "Do you do lager tops, mate?" "Does it look like a cocktail bar? Fuck off."

Freezing? Shorts and T-shirt weather this man you soft bastard. I'm watching the match in my garden having an ice bath, starkers - whilst proclaiming that I like it hot me like, but not this hot.

Bruce Jenner was a monster athlete back then, so that doesn't really tread water tbh

The pictures remind of that Darren Farley's impressions of Lampard.