Dazzler

Can't wait to see Man City and Chelsea competing in the final of the FA Vase after each win the Conference North and South, respectively.

The former? Pass. But I reckon the latter loves belting out a bit of Bee Gees on the karaoke when he's had a few whiskeys.

Does it say how much they are over? Surely it's just a case of selling one of their main players really like Ramsay or Watkins - I couldn't imagine they are miles over the threshold. Cunts should have sold us Ramsay when we asked for him

There's is literally zero indication that the club is looking to peddle Howe at any point - it's fucking mental how much the media is trying to put pressure on the bloke - No wonder he looks like he's aged 10 years in the last few months.

Aye limitless win was a load of shite tbf

Still better than Fergie's (Black Eyed Peas, not the noncey princes ex or the plonkey cunt that managed Man Utd) attempt.

It's like Ant losing Dec (or vice versa) really. They were probably closer to being a long term married couple than just mates - I got the impression they did just about everything together. It's fucking shite. As MF said he seemed like a proper decent bloke.

I fucking it! I knew there had to be a reason we won that game that couldn't be explained by "a premier league team with a smidgen of remaining confidence (at the time), and quality players overpowers middling championship team with zero premier league quality, whilst never getting out of second gear". Fucking Saudis man, ruining the game - just like they ruin the carpets in embassies - bastards.

This reads like my cover letter

A home draw vs Man City would have been nicer, and I doubt a good number of reserves will be in for them in the FA Cup like they were in the league cup so that adds to the difficulty level of the draw but we're still in it until we're not - We've still got a punchers chance of going through. Though our form lately, this could be the punch in question:

I'm pretty certain he will. It's low hanging fruit to go after them for really - though the way the tories are going the fruit is actively falling from the trees, at a rapid pace - so Starmer will need a fucking hard hat.

Last time we won a penalty shootout in a cup run we made the final - it was a massive 12 months ago - we are still in the running until we're out of the cup (which will most likely be at the Etihad but still).

I think she could hold more than that up there tbh.

I think "visiting owl" was largely on the button to be honest, it's the tragic cunt replying to them that is mental/lying. I do think a portion of our overweight, topless ticket holding wall punchers would have probably started to turn had we gone out last night. It would have been a minority though. I loved the commentator trying to make the same point last night saying he'd spoken to fans before the game that had said lose this and they would turn - only to be completely drowned out by chants of "Eddie Howe's black and white army"

Looks like someone drew a face on a balloon and squeezed the bottom

Klopp 10 minutes into the welcome party at the new monkey:

A de-aged De Niro nods approvingly, hacks up a load of phlegm and then goes for a stop/start piss whilst complaining about his "mulla fuckin' prostate"

I love the fact that he's quite clearly holding a walking stick in his right hand and they've removed it with CGI. No way that's a natural hand position

3-0 longstaff to finally win a pen from diving and then fall over his feet, bouncing mush first on the ball rocketing it into the roof of the net. The ref is so impressed he sends their keeper off and awards us two free extra goals giving lobby a hattrick.

Aye it was going great up until that moment. Even though he was meant to be in his 20s and looked like a 50 year old, that was forgivable up until the ‘fight’ scene. After that the film was too long by however many hours remained (which was several)