Dazzler

So were they though

I'd rather he came on with some fresh legs for the players already on the pitch tbh

That plus history for me. Awful lot of 1-1s in the below, it seems like a result we attract at Molineux.

100% natty me mate

Any idea what this magic loophole is, and can we exploit it for the next 10 months?

"Which one's the finger, boss?"

Probably standers then

And they'll be keeping three each on you....

As a former fellow housing association alumnus I can confirm that grey is often the preferred colour of choice along with metal guards on the bottoms of doors to deter residents from kicking them through.

Evidently it does not as he's a moron apparently. However, a centre midfielder coming in January would - especially considering it's going to take Anderson all of January to get match fit assuming he comes through this new injury without complication, Miley is far too young/raw and Tonali is going to be out for the rest of the season.

"What do you think about online pornos, pal?" "Bible, mate"

How does that information help us in the next two months?

Hand to hand pasting would never get wallpaper up. Hand to wall would work much better.

Anderson is injured for the next 8 weeks.

His ability to get off the gear in time for his "random" drug testing is second to none. Rio could have done with that guidance back in his playing days.

"Dear Loooooordah! We call on you to give us ah! The guidance we need to select a house speaker oh Loooordah! Give us the strengthah! and we promise to live in your divine image (except when we visit a certain Caribbean island, but you understand that God, right?). Thank you our Loooooordah, forever and ever amenah! Okay boys now that's done with over to my place for beers and hooker choking."

How dare you link Stanley Tucci to the Tory party. I don't care how true it is, shame on you!

We must be due a surprise then...

Suella Braverman looks like someone just told her a dingy full of refugees sank in the Channel the evil piece of shit. Bottom right is Mrs Doubtfire, no one can convince me otherwise.

If a self-serving prick like Ronaldo is dragging a player then I vote sign him up immediately (Obviously this is a joke - but Ronaldo is still a massive tool)

In reality is this not already nailed on to be 1-1. Don't we almost exclusively draw 1-1 with them at their place (other than a handful of surprises)?

Starts and scores the winning goal deep into injury time in the second half would be fucking hilarious just to see the fallout. Hopefully we'll have put it to bed long before then though.

Fair enough, can't profess to have looked into his attitude tbf as he's not a player we've been linked with. His attitude can be adjusted fairly easily, normally it just takes Lascelles giving them a hiding (just ask Mo Diame), and his talent is unquestionable - but aye if he's a grade A whopper, probably best to steer clear.

SSN are saying Tonali is available for selection this weekend as his ban is not officially announced yet. Quick someone get on RTG