Dazzler

It's the end of days here.

As a newcomer..... An affinity with Pearson: Is that because you both hide in bushes and take photos of unsuspecting people? Or because you both talk like you have a snickers in your gob and a severe peanut allergy? Or a little of column A and a little of column B?

Power doesn't buy the pints and tabs and he loves so much. Or express plane journeys, from sky to ground in under 30 seconds.

Could have hoovered it first though tbf

Na you're fucked now, I'm like herpes only scabbier and itchier.

Someone inexplicably even worse. My gut feeling is that they will go with someone even harder right and double down on the fascism instead of the common sense approach of getting in someone more centre right to try and win back some of the voters who've moved over to labour/LDs in advance of the GE. Don't be surprised if they appoint the reanimated corpse of Hitler as the new leader of the tory party.

Because you's don't advertise the place and scare off the faint of heart the moment they arrive

"Tragic games"

Willock being barged into their keeper and it being ruled as a foul on their keeper, despite EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANGLE showing the clear foul on Willock, still gives me palpitations. I wake up at night in a cold sweat most nights screaming "It's a goal or a pen, pick one you thick fucking cunt ref."

I hope you didn't get sky in or have a mobile you little scamp you.

Just people who are ill eh? How benevolent of you. So anyone out of work but actively looking can go fuck themselves? Got it. Nice one 👍

And you're a cunt.

Would you really expect £40 a month to make a difference? Are you for fucking real, you whopper?! What if they have sky to provide broadband to help them with job applications? What if they manage to get a job on £10 an hour, and still struggle to put food on the table? Have you ever been in a food bank? I have it's fucking miserable. I grew up on benefits and free school meals because my dad had a heart attack and couldn't work anymore. Is he a cunt for putting AOL in the house when broadband came around? I'm lucky that I got a decent education and work in a largely middle class profession now so my kids hopefully never have to worry about it but I would never, under any circumstances, talk down to someone who has to access benefits to survive. Anyone who does belongs in a furnace IMO.

Scousers and their weird obsession with how great everything scouse is makes me sick tbh. I've been to Liverpool, apart from the main touristy bits it's a shit hole, and I am much less likely to get stabbed in the north east.

Tories are doing a canny job of annihilating themselves in fairness.

Do the Tories honestly think families can feed their kids on the £40 a month it costs for a phone contract or a basic Sky subscription? Are they really that out of touch?

This is BEEPING huge, I can't BEEPING believe it you BEEPING cunt.

Roger's Profanisaurus was a key part of my childhood. We used to head into Waterstones on the way back from Riley's on a Saturday morning and piss ourselves laughing at it until someone chucked us out. Sad? Maybe.

At least they are using their hands apparently. So they aren't a million miles away.