Dazzler

So long as you continue not attending matches we are - Please tell us you are at least 1000 miles from Dortmund this evening otherwise I may as well wash my lucky toon top now (tbh I reckon my family could do with us losing tonight, the top could do with a wash).

OK I'll ask. Do you wipe your arse sitting down or standing up......you cunt?

I've only been here a short while but I can honestly say that this could be referring to anyone

Levy will sack him for that kind of straight talking, common sense craic if he's not careful.

Fat Sam would batter spurs with gravyball.

The bit after Terryology got a bit dark

His opening words in this snippet of an interview sums it up perfectly. What a man.

100% KO rate in bigg market straighteners too.

He's not even doing those kinds of numbers in the farmers league he currently plays in

New Hell House LLC film is a decent watch. The first one is probably my favourite found footage horror film ever, the second one was decent, the third was a parcel of shite but this new one is pretty good.

I am all for equality but I can't help but think both would play better if Willock wasn't inside him during the match.

Seems like a bit of a bellend who is loved by his manager and colleagues so probably not as bad a bloke as you're making out tbh. Yes, what he did was stupid and I think should have seen a red. Yes, it's not the first time it's happened. But it's not every game, and he's a phenomenal player - much better than Cabaye (IMO) who WAS a stroppy, petulant, dirty bastard on the pitch (and off). Also, ask yourself would that have happened at all had the ref not completely bottled the Havertz challenge? Which was as clear a red as I've seen in a while. He got a yellow because contact was minimal, but you don't go into a two footer, studs high challenge without fully intending on causing an injury. The ref completely bottled the first half, and had he had controlled the players more Bruno would never have done what he did, whether rightly or wrongly.

Aye, I forgot about that one. I think these conspiracy theories are mental especially from teams like Arsenal and Liverpool who statistically benefit more from 50/50 decisions than anyone because their managers cry arse on like petulant bairns. I reckon on balance we've benefited from as many decisions as we've had go against us, and that's probably true of most teams. But I would be willing to bet Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool are closer to 60/40 in their favour.

Shocking how often this happens tbf. I think he must show them his stumpy finger and scare them off.

shushed someone, went two footed, studs high into Longstaff and only got a yellow. What else did he do that game?

This narrative of us constantly benefiting from VAR and dodgy ref calls is becoming all too common for me. How many points did we lose last season from dodgy decisions? Liverpool away, Palace at home being blatant examples. Even Liverpool at home this season with TAA and the definite second yellow he should have gotten. I reckon for every one borderline decision that went our way there is at least one blatant one that went against us. There is a proper small club mentality from all of the supposed big clubs and it's excellent to see.

2-0 - World War with both.

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