Dazzler

Na Seinfeld was shite. Probably a generational thing tbf. I also though the British office was shite, but I was in school when that came out so I had no frame of reference. Never watched the American version, as American copies are almost exclusively terrible.

Imagine growing up with a closeted dad and whore mam who are both shagging the paedo who convinced you aliens wanted you to let him fiddle you? I was shocked at how normal the lass turned out to be fair. I've never watched anything where I'm out right screaming no at the screen and laughing in sheer disbelief. The definition of just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it did. Over and over again.

Abducted in Plain Sight. The darkest, most shocking accidental comedy of all time.

Tonali sending the boys round to "have a word" Listen... rumor has it that somebody who works at this football club... found a certain somethin' that belongs to us. A certain somethin' which may or may not have related to a certain website, huh? And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone... Write it down and take it back to that certain club... which may or may not be the place that we happen to be or not be... talkin' to a couple of certain somebodies right this very second. Capisce?

That's because common sense is frowned upon in modern, British politics. Critical thinking is now seen as the weird option. You either need to be a outright fascist or a full on communist. Even then no actual work gets done because they just sling mud at each other. Starmer is a proper wet lettuce, but at least he strikes me as a bit of a realist.

If they'd created a 60k stadium then they'd have just had 20k more faded pink seats to replace when they were in league one.. so it worked out for the best.

"Tells it like it is" That means everything he says is transphobic, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, jingoistic. Then calls people "snowflakes" when they clamp him up. Also, nailed on to have a Facebook profile that looks like this, but with a little union jack in the corner. Finally, unironically calls everyone a nonce whilst ripping it off at the hinge to his daughter's pals profile pictures.

This is fine but don't you dare call him a fascist!

We (the people) lost the right to judge when they (the govt at the time) sanctioned invasions in the middle east. Fuck off man. What a ridiculous argument.

Christmas kick arounds ceased somewhere between 1914 and 1917. Someone should tell Infantino to stick to fraud and stay out of geopolitics.

Describe in one word. Proceeds to share a twitter link and then offer up several subsequent words.

Standard England manager behaviour. Wear striking waistcoats (optional) > Promise to select on form > initially select on form > establish who pals are > pick pals > get sacked.

But...but... Gallagher had a good 6 months with Palace a couple years ago, what's *insert much better alternative* ever done?

Unless violinist is Icelandic for violent sex offender.