Dazzler

At least we're done for two weeks after this. Most of our team will be getting a canny rest.

Semenyo off for them? That works. Can Taverner get an injury too please?

Canny little run by Hall. Shame it came to nowt.

Shithousing for a tactical bollocking? Please say it's shithousing for a tactical bollocking.

Without looking at the name you can tell who Kluivert's dad is from that weird shaped head.

What a block there.

Fucking Miggy trying to be too cute there and was saved by Hall.

Aye some venom behind that one. He has lead in that right boot when he fancies it.

I don't think it's possible to play a bugle well tbf.

Fucking hell. Rocky opening two minutes.

Geoff from byker grove on the owld bugle.

He's over 6 foot man

Alex Murphy to come on at left back for hall in the second half and blast in the cherry on top of a Gordon double hat trick

Tbf Maddison is worth about 10 of those players. They look unbelievably ordinary without him.

Miley is built like a 25 year old bloke with a 10 month old baby's face.

11 out for us in total. Fucking hell man.

Bournemouth manager has about four rows of eyebrows. Looks itchy.

You are a fucking Geordie cunt though tbf

Not to mention Trippiers leadership when you have a starting 11 that don't often play together. You need someone making sure they are doing their jobs on the pitch. If we weren't down to two right backs and only hall/Dummett at lb then I think he may have chanced playing Tino and Trips but I don't think we have the feasible options at the minute.

True but still

Parkinson and Diallo might actually get minutes here. It's mad how paper thin our squad looks when a couple of players are missing.

Aye, I do that too. Just make sure your assistant has high tactical knowledge and you're gold. I tend to manage the individual training for the entire club though so I can make sure the regens become world beaters.

Hedging your bets there. I like it.

You are aware that extreme Islam is far right ideology don't you? So you may hate their religion because GB News told you to but you are ultimately the same. "Believe what I say or else" is the same in every language. But you go ahead and have your weird little obsession over Islam. It was the Irish and black people before them and the Jewish before that, but you keep telling yourself that you're an ardent supporter of Jewish lives when really you only care about Muslim deaths.