Dazzler

Captain Red is too sensible for that website. Everyone knows RTG is solely for those who wear velcro Lonsdales because shoe laces are too dangerous/complicated.

Aye but it's only erotic fan fiction about Bojo blowing his balls on her face.

Wraith appeared to have dropped his stone island badge. I gave him it back.

The fine people of RTG seem to think that the streets of Newcastle flow with oil and the blood of the LGBTQ community, Jewish, and women when in reality they flow with the salty tears of Sunderland fans who head a few miles north and realise how much better it is here.

If this bloke is bigger than 2 inches rock hard I'll be shocked.

We need to get this on to the next page sharpish, not sure how many times I can scroll past the hulks shaved bollocks. I wouldn't be so arsed if I wasn't convinced my screen is reflecting onto my geps and projecting the image of a big pair of gangrenous baubles across the office for fuck sake.

It contains: cdn.sex.com /pinporn/ I am guessing nothing good

"Is it this way?" Followed by the sarkiest "Well considering there are only 8 teams left..." Made me laugh way harder than it had any right to

"Are you not entertained? What the beep" etc

Here you go mate. It's nowt special mind you.

"Hello Mr Smith. It appears you've underpaid your taxes for last year. We'll be right round."

Seemed to be heading for an England call up before his hamstring went. Be great to see him get back to that form and leave us all annoyed in the summer when Southgate takes Henderson.

Agree. I think we should see Tino starting more games now. Never put a foot wrong, and we've never missed Trippier in the games he's played in at RB.

Trips had tied his shoe laces together in a fit of jealous rage when he pushed him tbf, but Tino is so good that he just slipped it

Hat trick for Longstaff, with Saka pulling one back for the arseholes. Final score 2-0.

what was his name?

It would never work with yanks, have you heard their chants? Pure garbage. You also need to understand dry humour and Americans just don't have it in their brains.

Not possible. Bruce can't even spell CV

I wouldn't want the prick anywhere near any of our teams. He'll have his scapegoat training on their own in the car park which would be shan on a girl in the U6s

tbf he's not wrong, they probably would give them a game. They'd still lose, but they'd make them work hard for that 2-0 victory.