Dazzler

I think the plan is get knocked out and not play any extra games tbh

If he brings Diallo and Parkinson on then he's definitely taking the piss. If we went on to win it I'd piss myself.

Do some headers with Keegan and commit war crimes. I don't think he's changed that much tbh

I kind of figured that would be the case at the time, he seemed to deteriorate very quickly from the point they confirmed he had it. I remember Trump getting it, and putting out a speech where they poorly edited it to remove him coughing as he was saying how tough he is and how he was coping but he kept skipping frame by frame as the edit job was appalling

tbf to the bloke I think he also has a mild learning disability - though his nickname on Twatter is creepy John as he also has a knack for befriending any woman who posts about the toon.

It would have to come in 6XL for Bojo to wear it mind.

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

It was Trump's fault we ended up with Johnson anyways. We had an opportunity to bin him off and because we have a good percentage of morons who saw Trump and wanted their own fanny grabbing, "truth" talking, goes against the grain of normal political behaviour, fat, shit haired, bumbling gimp in charge. People love someone who is somehow both a habitual (and proven) liar who also inexplicably "says it like it is". Even after the WHO told us that covid was deadly and could be transmitted through human contact he was out doing a "Saville" in his local hospitals. Bloke is an arrogant wanker, and I thought it was hilariously ironic when he almost died from covid a few weeks later.

That's Bruno mate, he's a Brazilian central midfielder who plays for Newcastle.

Mowbray is in trouble. I'd love to see the fewm if he got that gig only to sink them back to league one

Aye Matty's, Sean's in them next two years after he eclipses Bellingham, takes his place in the England squad and goes knee high on him in the champions league final after scoring a hat trick and setting up three more.

I can't wait for Longstaff's acceptance speech.

As is a phobia of proof reading and spell checkers, at least in North East sports journalism.

1-0 Lascelles to get a bullet header in the top sack.

I hand on heart would not be surprised if that was the Russian police. It's ironic that Putin's whole reasoning for invading Ukraine was to remove the Nazis in power and yet here are his constituents acting like *checks notes* Nazis.

I'd agree with this tbh, Schar has really stepped up, especially in the absence of Botman. I'd have Gordon in second place though, Trippier has been excellent since our form picked up but I think he had a bit of a shaky start. Gordon has been insanely consistent even when things weren't going out way.

I think there is quite a bit between them tbh (IMO of course). Gordon and Miggy run themselves into the ground, and are key instigators in our pressing game. Maxi was excellent to watch play but if people are frustrated at Miggys play they must have been ripping their hair out at Maxi. Maxi would be great off the bench in games when you need to add a bit of unpredictability. But it's a pure nonsense argument from what I am starting to understand is a complete WUM to label Gordon as a headless chicken when he has done more in 13 games this season than Maxi did in the entirety of last season, as well as what he's currently doing in the Saudi league. No player is above criticism, but actively willing a current player to fail and taking joy in them having an off game because he's not Maxi is pure unbridled wummery IMO.

If Gordon is a headless chicken then so is Maxi. Same stats, much worse league.

Well he did suddenly retire and get done for PEDs during the build for Wlad 2 when his daft shite wasn't working. It was only after that when his mental health issues came about (not saying he didn't have mental health problems or that they weren't a contributing factor)

Lewis tarnishing his legacy by being a Fury shill as well.

I fucking love Usyk man. Fury is gonna be fucked as there's no way he's getting in his head.

It's not like he wasn't on the end of a shit decision Vs Wilder the first time so you'd think he'd have more pride but he's always been a fucking fraud.

Aye, predetermined decision to protect the undisputed fight. Horse shit.

That is criminal tbh.

Get. Fucked. That is a fucking robbery.