Dazzler

That Luke Shaw interview after we fucked them at SJP was embarrassing, and that game may have been the start of their downfall. Be fitting if we were the ones to finish the job.

FYP

The players clearly want shot of the baldy fraud. This is not a team of players playing for their manager. I love it.

Young toon fans just love to score against these mugs ... what a hit though

Ten Hag thinking how is a largely full strength squad losing to a largely Championship one. Also, Livramento is a fucking worldie in the making. He's never been shit once yet.

If the ref plays it fair these cunts are going to have no midfielders on the pitch by half time

Ref has his red undies on it appears.

Fucking hell man, already? Howay Miggy score a hatty with your right boot.

Thank fuck you aren't the manager then John tbh. Last thing we need is Ten Slag telling them to get stuck into us and ending up with even more injuries to senior first team players.

Ritchie to set up two from corners and a hat trick of free kicks and celebrates all of them by kicking the fuck out of the corner flags and slapping Trippier in the back of the head.

Well I for one am shocked to my very core. I truly expected this legitimate businessman (who is definitely not an orc) to go ahead and make Reading a true powerhouse of world football.

I think the plan is get knocked out and not play any extra games tbh

If he brings Diallo and Parkinson on then he's definitely taking the piss. If we went on to win it I'd piss myself.

Do some headers with Keegan and commit war crimes. I don't think he's changed that much tbh

I kind of figured that would be the case at the time, he seemed to deteriorate very quickly from the point they confirmed he had it. I remember Trump getting it, and putting out a speech where they poorly edited it to remove him coughing as he was saying how tough he is and how he was coping but he kept skipping frame by frame as the edit job was appalling

tbf to the bloke I think he also has a mild learning disability - though his nickname on Twatter is creepy John as he also has a knack for befriending any woman who posts about the toon.

It would have to come in 6XL for Bojo to wear it mind.

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

It was Trump's fault we ended up with Johnson anyways. We had an opportunity to bin him off and because we have a good percentage of morons who saw Trump and wanted their own fanny grabbing, "truth" talking, goes against the grain of normal political behaviour, fat, shit haired, bumbling gimp in charge. People love someone who is somehow both a habitual (and proven) liar who also inexplicably "says it like it is". Even after the WHO told us that covid was deadly and could be transmitted through human contact he was out doing a "Saville" in his local hospitals. Bloke is an arrogant wanker, and I thought it was hilariously ironic when he almost died from covid a few weeks later.

That's Bruno mate, he's a Brazilian central midfielder who plays for Newcastle.

Mowbray is in trouble. I'd love to see the fewm if he got that gig only to sink them back to league one

Aye Matty's, Sean's in them next two years after he eclipses Bellingham, takes his place in the England squad and goes knee high on him in the champions league final after scoring a hat trick and setting up three more.

I can't wait for Longstaff's acceptance speech.

As is a phobia of proof reading and spell checkers, at least in North East sports journalism.

1-0 Lascelles to get a bullet header in the top sack.