Dazzler

I am guessing LTA is a crazy super fan, who will not have a bad word said about a player who never earned that adulation on the pitch?

Point 1 - You mean like the gang that fucking Tommy Robinson almost got acquitted by breaking the law reporting on it whilst it was still going on? Point 2 - So, we shouldn't expect the general public to want accountability from their police force? There is no anti-police sentiment - just people expect to be protected by the police. What about the civilians unlawfully killed as a result of police brutality? Do they not count? Point 3 - You're against the banning of free speech, but don't want comedians to say things you don't like? Seems about right. Point 4 - Trump won votes from angry, bitter idiots who thought Trump "tells it like it is", despite him being caught in numerous lies, back peddling on numerous policies and just being a downright racist child molester.

In fairness, if there were any authorities I'd believe would suddenly misplace key evidence, it would be the Italians.

A goal and two assists in eight games, in Saudi. So who's going with what dates for the Maxi's hammies deathpool?

Fixed it for you. You didn't need the rest

Plot to sign Jobe but show a picture of Jude

"Saudi Airlines @ SJP" on the way with £250m a season to help cover Tonali's gambling debts.

This rings true with me too. Eldest is very bright but very shy / socially awkward. My youngest is poor academically but very sociable. It could just work itself out - a more confident kid in his class will talk about something they both like and boom, they become friends and share the love of that shared activity. With my son it was computer games, and suddenly he has a strong friendship group. Keep him doing group activities like football so he's always around other kids and gets his confidence up as it will definitely help.

Is this one allowed or are comedians also not allowed to make fun of the fact Trump is a deplorable sex pest/predator?

They do that shit anyway, a comedian is not going to influence a bunch of deranged hillbillies at all. The special this is from was recorded in Texas too, so not exactly like it's in front of some San Francisco hipsters. No joke is off limits, as long as it's not punching downwards.

Are the deaths from left wing extremism due to starvation in North Korea? I can't imagine what a left wing terrorist would look like

Hit in the head by a golf ball at Mar a lago would be funnier than natural causes though.

Except it is clever, and it's also funny. Just because you like Trump (making an assumption here based on your overreaction to the bit) doesn't make this any less funny. You can joke about anything. Literally anything. It's a joke. Although the irony, of right wingers crying about cancel culture, "you can't say anything these days", and "snowflakes" - and then have the brass neck to cry arse on about a stand up comic making fun of Trump (in any way, shape or form) is equally hilarious to me. "You can't say anything these days, fucking snowflakes - Ooh but you definitely CAN'T say that." He literally jokes about Biden immediately after Trump - saying he's so old he'd be the first president you could punch assassinate. It's comedy for fuck sake, anyone who kills someone because a comedian made a joke about it is mentally ill - but that shouldn't stop comedians.

Expend4bles - A massive, steaming pile of shit. I went into it with zero expectations and it somehow still came below. Violence and explosions all CGI, and embarrassingly bad (made The Flash look like Avatar by comparison). Shame really - I liked the first two for what they were - a cheesy throwback to 80s action films.

Fagioli has already spent the proceeds of his blue giro.

TBF I am impressed that Karl Marx is still knocking out some of his greatest hits given that he died 140 years ago.

Mackem logic: Sign a player eight years after he spent one season on loan there, and barely did enough to keep them in the league. He was in his prime then too, what are they hoping he can do eight years on - having spent 6 months not playing football?

The bloopers for the Fat Mac season are probably some of the best of the entire series. Rob McElhenney trying to keep his shit together wheeze eating pizza and crisps breaks me every time. It still has some great moments after that season, but it became a bit more formulaic from then on - just became another American sitcom, but with more swearing and horrific behaviour. The episode on the latest season where the whole joke was meta as it was blatantly just them wanting to see how many times FX would let them get away with saying the word cunt in one episode. Also, the one where they ripped the piss out of that pro chess player cheating by having a vibrator up his arse - by drugging frank and shoving a dildo up his arse