Dazzler

Just shows how important Bruno is. I don't think we've ever played well without him, even when he hasn't played at his best.

Longstaff back to blagging balls over the bar.

An actual child up front with zero senior experience says it all really. Still though, we've not been up for it at all.

We've shit the bed here. Bournemouth could get another one, quite easily.

Was just about to say I'm away to do the dishes

Stick Murphy on and go three at the back is the only obvious one. Or Diallo and go 442 with Gordon central again.

Watch him score now

Fucking hell man, I was only kidding.

Hoy Murphy, Diallo and Parkinson on. We're clearly going to lose so we might as well let the youngins have their moods battered too.

Fucking hell man. Might knock this off now and have a tug. Either way I'll be crying and ashamed.

The way these are playing here if we had a full squad we'd be 3 up by now. They are defensively suspect, but we don't have the quality on the pitch to exploit it, it seems.

Or if you're a corner flag or the back of mitros heed.

Good ball in. Shame we've no strikers in our squad.

Should be about 4-0 if we're being honest

And Ritchie is already on for Miggy

We'll be lucky to get into half time at 0-0 here. I can't see where our goal will come from, they've been better all over the pitch except in goal.

When Ritchie gets minutes you know you are fucked with injuries.

Aye he's been good. Needs to work on his positioning but he looks calm, strong and decent at picking a pass.

Miggy looks like he's about to throw up. Fucking hell.

I think we need to swap Willock and Joelinton. We need the pace up top. We're creating fuck all at the minute.

At least we're done for two weeks after this. Most of our team will be getting a canny rest.

Semenyo off for them? That works. Can Taverner get an injury too please?

Canny little run by Hall. Shame it came to nowt.

Shithousing for a tactical bollocking? Please say it's shithousing for a tactical bollocking.

Without looking at the name you can tell who Kluivert's dad is from that weird shaped head.