Dazzler

His 'we'd sold our strikers' bollocks was laughable - We had sold Mitro ages before as you mentioned, Perez was a midfielder, and he probably could have spent a relatively small sum to make Rondon's deal permanent. Instead he went along with the Joelinton transfer and slapped the No 9 on him thinking he'd automatically become a striker despite never playing as an out and out striker at any point in his career - absolutely killing the lads confidence and almost ruining his career in the process. Only to realise his mistake and then sign Wilson from a club he'd just been mocking (along with their manager) for getting relegated a few months prior. He really should ask himself why he's pretty much universally hated by the fan base of every club he's ever managed (Hull being the only exception - maybe) if he's such a good manager.

We didn't have the team to play like Eddie does, yet Eddie is doing it (and has done it) with a good chunk of the fucking players Bruce managed. Fucking hell man.

Greg Davies and Alex Horne?

They'd be better off hiring an ex-Bayern manager then, they know all about the "vitamins"

Maguire reinstated as captain, Henderson and Phillips to "boss" the midfield, world record transfer fee for a goalie broken to bring in Pickford, Rashford benched. Something tells me Ratcliffe wasn't watching the owld footy back when Southgate dry fucked McClaren's league cup winning, UEFA cup finalists into the championship (in a way that they've never recovered from). It goes without saying that I hope this happens.

Aye, the passing and defensive stats were too impressive to be Maxi, that's why I went with Minteh.

Why have you hidden Minteh's name?

Raoul Moat

Tbf both of those players have more business on that list than any of the players he’s named.

It makes no sense really, we want to speed it up so we get £20m quid that can be used to boost our PSR results and fund a bit of transfer business but that could only be it. Also, I am pretty sure we don’t need Ashworth off gardening leave to have his replacement start in post.

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe your jaxy though? You've posted the relevant number of times for this to be okay.

Don’t hold back. Tell us what you think.

It’s impressive she got through two whole wanks if page one and two are as bad as the cover.

They were not edible chunks of pineapple - that chef without doubt tampered with them over the offence he suffered

Not if Longstaff has gout though.

6) A dwarf who has a deep rooted hatred of corner flags (who's actually a decrepit winger). 7) Joe White

tbf, you should do this if she's asking for pineapple on pizza in the Pizza Express in the Metro Centre. No excuse for it - no matter the location or if you're two tables over from La Cosa Nostra.

Stormy Daniels watching this and hearing those words and noises from Trump