Dazzler

2-0 - World War with both.

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Great win, but would love to know how either team ended up with 11 men on the pitch. Havertz and Bruno both should have been off - Bruno needs some fucking anger management, when he loses his head he loses it big. Fully expected the goal to be disallowed but fantastic that it wasn't. Even better that Arteta has taken it with the graciousness I expected him to, the petulant, Spanish whopper.

True but I feel it's always worth re-emphasising

"Many of them from abroad" Like her Mauritian and Kenyan parents. What a fucking cunt she is.

Did you fucking offer her out for a straightener, or did you bottle it you slaaaaaag?

That's still Scarlett though. "Hulk Sorry. Hulk smashed in pants."

"Call me Dr No. No names, no commitment and no rules. Yaaaaaas Shaggers!"

Ah Grimes, the little attention seeking, mackem sexual deviant - Is he not dead?

Fucking hell man £40 a bottle, and you get a picture of wor Nigel and the dog he molests after he's a few sherberts in. Win/Win.

I think it's commendable that the Hulk managed to get it all the way in. Most blokes would have already drained themselves trying to get their pants off in front of Scarlett Johansson.

Just went down her twitter feed and can confirm she's a tory nonce. Can't say I've had the misfortune of reading her incredibly weird points of view and will be happy if I never have to again.

Did you see the other one yesterday? Apparently, in the advert they have cracker hats burning, one is green and the other is red - some people have said this is M&S effectively burning the Palestinian flag, completely ignoring the other colours from the flag that are missing. I'd argue that the above however is a conservative snowflake. Most bible bashers are on the right hand side of the spectrum - however, snowflakes exist all across the spectrum.

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday. "oooh Hulk" "oooh black widow" "oooh no."

"Screeeyn shot you bank staytment, marra. Wey want to see the muneey to Sunderland leeyving you account. FTM"

Captain Red is too sensible for that website. Everyone knows RTG is solely for those who wear velcro Lonsdales because shoe laces are too dangerous/complicated.

Aye but it's only erotic fan fiction about Bojo blowing his balls on her face.

Wraith appeared to have dropped his stone island badge. I gave him it back.

The fine people of RTG seem to think that the streets of Newcastle flow with oil and the blood of the LGBTQ community, Jewish, and women when in reality they flow with the salty tears of Sunderland fans who head a few miles north and realise how much better it is here.

If this bloke is bigger than 2 inches rock hard I'll be shocked.

We need to get this on to the next page sharpish, not sure how many times I can scroll past the hulks shaved bollocks. I wouldn't be so arsed if I wasn't convinced my screen is reflecting onto my geps and projecting the image of a big pair of gangrenous baubles across the office for fuck sake.