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It seems the points is partly due to them trying to cook the books and mislead the investigation. If Man City have been up front and honest they'll probably get a fine, like Chelsea. However, in the interest of fairness they should also be deduction 1170 points.

"And I'll tell you na notha thing...I'll fuckin definlay get dem 10 pints back. Fuckin watch is." - Said Dyche outside the Bee Hive after receiving the news.

Conveniently ignoring the fact that we've spent within FFP. Loaned Hall to comply this season, and thus far done everything above board to ensure we don't get caught out like Man City and Chelsea. Fucking hell, scousers are thick.

It's all our fault apparently

In short, nope - they've been in decent form and Luton, Burnley and Sheffield Utd are so fucking woeful that they'll probably just about keep them up. However, there will be a number of teams suing the shit out of them since Everton cheating during covid cost them their places in the league - now that would be both hilarious, and could financially cripple them which would cost them even more points, which will be worth it in the long run.

Prey is excellent tbf, and whoever criticised Predator 2 should be strung upside down and have their spine and skull ripped out through their back as trophy. Danny Glover should have won an Oscar, and Bill Paxton was great in just about everything he was ever in.

That cake looks fucking awful tbf - proper dry.

Ginger cunt: At least I can still count my nannas, with my mams help. Moss Side: Ginger Cunt:

I hope they got him a birthday cake. We don't want him doing a Yaya Toure on us.

If someone in Moss Side asks you how much money you have, it usually means "how much money will you give me to avoid the inconvenience of being stabbed?" The future King has probably had Amir locked up in the Tower of London for it.

Out for 6 weeks according to Luke Edwards. Isak better come back with a steel plated groin to avoid a repeat of his injury the bastard.

What the fuck is a grid of shit?

Need this legend on the case:

It's sadly very normal with the Tory party in its current form though. They've jumped the shark completely and effectively become the BNP. Their beliefs and language is scarily similar to 1930s Germany, Lineker got pelters for it but he was right.

A spreadsheet tracking who started the thread and the result and generate a toontastic league table. If you're going to argue about the best thread starter then make it fucking iron clad.

"Fucking pure bullshit that like. Aal a wanted to dee was send some immigints owa for a aal in two weeka to Rwanda. Ma, unpack ya suitcase ya staying."

Just find out when the match is on when you go on .com to find out the overseas channels showing the match so you can watch it buffer free like most other fire stick users for fuck sake.

Aye, I wish I'd not seen it like. It's not that gruesome in reality, there's a lot of blood but it's from a distance but it's sad knowing how it ended.

Not nearly as bad as people how pronounce read read instead of read or live instead of live. Boils my piss.

The comments to this are mint. "Why not play the audio for the Bruno elbow?" But not the clear Havertz red the ref bottled, aye? Also, they did discuss both incidents and said both should have been straight reds

The footage of the accident definitely looks like he kicks his foot out as he's going forward. I think maybe to hit his chest and push him off before he falls over, and caught him too high. I'm not sure he meant to hurt him from what I've seen of it.

Replace Ann Coulter with Suella Braverman and this still works.

The comments on this tweet are exactly what I thought they'd be