Dazzler

Would you really expect £40 a month to make a difference? Are you for fucking real, you whopper?! What if they have sky to provide broadband to help them with job applications? What if they manage to get a job on £10 an hour, and still struggle to put food on the table? Have you ever been in a food bank? I have it's fucking miserable. I grew up on benefits and free school meals because my dad had a heart attack and couldn't work anymore. Is he a cunt for putting AOL in the house when broadband came around? I'm lucky that I got a decent education and work in a largely middle class profession now so my kids hopefully never have to worry about it but I would never, under any circumstances, talk down to someone who has to access benefits to survive. Anyone who does belongs in a furnace IMO.

Scousers and their weird obsession with how great everything scouse is makes me sick tbh. I've been to Liverpool, apart from the main touristy bits it's a shit hole, and I am much less likely to get stabbed in the north east.

Tories are doing a canny job of annihilating themselves in fairness.

Do the Tories honestly think families can feed their kids on the £40 a month it costs for a phone contract or a basic Sky subscription? Are they really that out of touch?

This is BEEPING huge, I can't BEEPING believe it you BEEPING cunt.

Roger's Profanisaurus was a key part of my childhood. We used to head into Waterstones on the way back from Riley's on a Saturday morning and piss ourselves laughing at it until someone chucked us out. Sad? Maybe.

At least they are using their hands apparently. So they aren't a million miles away.

The rest of us are just trying to piss into an empty can of monster tbf. Plus it's sharp so if a few bikers need to be ragdolled to ensure I don't knick the tip of my chopper then so be it.

Aye, I think there's a special one for motorcyclists. It's just two sentences really: "Always weave through traffic, causing cars to slam their brakes on as you slot in front like a nuisance. Then complain when cars do it back"

Aye, if you lend us £55m to repair the hole in the pocket of our finely pressed Italian pants.

I think every player can be moulded to fit Pep's system in fairness. I never really understood their desire to get Grealish, and it took him a year but he's absolutely flying now. Phillips is(was?) a quality player, but injuries have stopped him ever really getting up to standard. I would worry that the same would be the case for us. Our play is so intense that it would take him 6-12 months to get up to our standard of press, and he could breakdown at any moment.

Imagine being so ostracised that a player who is alleged to have brayed countless girlfriends is considered higher in the pecking order than you. That's some constructive dismissal shit in any other profession. Ten Hag was even rumoured to have been desperate for Greenwood to come back into the team - and they weren't even allegations against him, he was literally recorded doing it. Some fucked up moral compass that Baldy cockwomble has.

Because motorcyclists are known to rigidly follow the highway code without exception

It's a Pardew / HBA situation - only difference is, I think Sancho would leave and become a world beater whereas HBA left and became a pie eater.

That's the Audi driver motto is it not? You recite that as your engine starts

I fucking hate my inquisitive nature at times.

Corbyn has an obsession with Israel, and seems incapable of seeing any bad from the Palestinian side. I get that he feels strongly about the situation in Gaza and Israel's occupation of land etc, I think most self-respecting person would share the same opinion. But for a self-proclaimed humanitarian he doesn't half seem to disregard the Israelis and their human rights, purely by refusing to acknowledge and condemn when awful things happen to them. I can only imagine how incendiary the relationship between Britain and Israel would have been over the last few weeks had he somehow managed to get in power.

I'd like to see Audi drivers drive tbf...off a bridge.

Howdy neighbour

Especially Audi's.

Then you only need the one slide. You've got it in the bag.