Dazzler

Hi Sandro 👋

We'll be a different beast second half. Howe is class at his little tactical fuck yous.

Fuck sake.

Keep em coming.

Much you reckon Malens release clause is and can the Saudis activate it before half time to turn his head please?

I think it's the conditions. They have to be careful running on a slippery surface. Probably just done an H and S course today and he's putting it into practice.

Longstaff - king of the shithouses. Long live the king.

Miggy has them a bit panicky when he runs at them directly. They seem intent on chopping him down.

Fucking love how Big Dan Burn has just been accepted as his name now.

Or get a straight red for squaring up to and nutting Reus.

I'm just waiting to hear if Murphy would have buried that.

What a ball by Bruno. The curse of Miggys missing right foot strikes again unfortunately.

That Malen looks some player for them. That was also a fucking pen btw.

To confuse the sexuality of their androgynous blonde players

Then I predict the following interaction in your near future... "Do you do lager tops, mate?" "Does it look like a cocktail bar? Fuck off."

Freezing? Shorts and T-shirt weather this man you soft bastard. I'm watching the match in my garden having an ice bath, starkers - whilst proclaiming that I like it hot me like, but not this hot.

Bruce Jenner was a monster athlete back then, so that doesn't really tread water tbh

The pictures remind of that Darren Farley's impressions of Lampard.

"Oh nein, wir sind offenbar in die falsche Richtung gereist und in einem dystopischen Ödland gelandet, das die örtlichen Mutanten als Percy Main bezeichnen. Jemand hat meine Schuhe gestohlen und mein kleines Kind ins Gesicht geschlagen."

Not necessarily. A grass just cries to the coppers (traditionally), there doesn't need to be an ulterior motive for doing so, nor does it necessarily have to be against their friend(s). It's literally the definition of "snake in the grass", not just being a grass.

Waiting for it to drop on game pass, I get it as part of my sub on 6th November.

Lost star striker, but spent a fucking fortune on Brennan Johnson, James Maddison and Van Der Ven plus making a couple of loan deals permanent. Luke Edwards is a proper wind up of the highest order, the baldy cunt. Spurs net spend: £100m with a much better starting position than Howe's Howe's Jan net spend: circa £120m with a largely championship quality squad. Utter drivel from LE as per.

Hattrick will do for me. Hopefully the 40 year old wonderkid Moukoko has a stinker (assuming he plays)