Dazzler

Shocking how often this happens tbf. I think he must show them his stumpy finger and scare them off.

shushed someone, went two footed, studs high into Longstaff and only got a yellow. What else did he do that game?

This narrative of us constantly benefiting from VAR and dodgy ref calls is becoming all too common for me. How many points did we lose last season from dodgy decisions? Liverpool away, Palace at home being blatant examples. Even Liverpool at home this season with TAA and the definite second yellow he should have gotten. I reckon for every one borderline decision that went our way there is at least one blatant one that went against us. There is a proper small club mentality from all of the supposed big clubs and it's excellent to see.

2-0 - World War with both.

Should read

Great win, but would love to know how either team ended up with 11 men on the pitch. Havertz and Bruno both should have been off - Bruno needs some fucking anger management, when he loses his head he loses it big. Fully expected the goal to be disallowed but fantastic that it wasn't. Even better that Arteta has taken it with the graciousness I expected him to, the petulant, Spanish whopper.

True but I feel it's always worth re-emphasising

"Many of them from abroad" Like her Mauritian and Kenyan parents. What a fucking cunt she is.

Did you fucking offer her out for a straightener, or did you bottle it you slaaaaaag?

That's still Scarlett though. "Hulk Sorry. Hulk smashed in pants."

"Call me Dr No. No names, no commitment and no rules. Yaaaaaas Shaggers!"

Ah Grimes, the little attention seeking, mackem sexual deviant - Is he not dead?

Fucking hell man £40 a bottle, and you get a picture of wor Nigel and the dog he molests after he's a few sherberts in. Win/Win.

I think it's commendable that the Hulk managed to get it all the way in. Most blokes would have already drained themselves trying to get their pants off in front of Scarlett Johansson.

Just went down her twitter feed and can confirm she's a tory nonce. Can't say I've had the misfortune of reading her incredibly weird points of view and will be happy if I never have to again.

Did you see the other one yesterday? Apparently, in the advert they have cracker hats burning, one is green and the other is red - some people have said this is M&S effectively burning the Palestinian flag, completely ignoring the other colours from the flag that are missing. I'd argue that the above however is a conservative snowflake. Most bible bashers are on the right hand side of the spectrum - however, snowflakes exist all across the spectrum.

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday. "oooh Hulk" "oooh black widow" "oooh no."

"Screeeyn shot you bank staytment, marra. Wey want to see the muneey to Sunderland leeyving you account. FTM"

Captain Red is too sensible for that website. Everyone knows RTG is solely for those who wear velcro Lonsdales because shoe laces are too dangerous/complicated.

Aye but it's only erotic fan fiction about Bojo blowing his balls on her face.