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Step up Miley son. We're long overdue a teenage wonder kid.

As MF requested...Fuck sake Gloom. Never go to another game!

He's fine man, he's had dodgy knees all season and he's played anyway. He was fine last season after his thigh injury. Just need to make sure he gets fully fit and hope his injury isn't too bad.

Murphy through the middle? Or Miggy?

The one that was fast enough to get away from uncle Michael.

Adeyemi is just the flash with bigger hair. Lascelles will be getting a canny test now.

Wilson has two attributes 1. Unstoppable sex appeal. 2. Goals. We've starved him of service, and the rain is playing havoc with the Dortmund defenders contact lenses.

Depends if he's fully over his injuries really. But I'd prefer to leave him on the bench until a drier game.

Imagine taking a fucking drum through customs man. Different breed ze Germans.

He's not there mate, he asked for a white wine spritzer in Shearer's before the game and he's been locked in a wheelie bin ever since.

Aye, I think Murphy on is a good shout tbf

All of their best chances have come from pretty much the same move down our right. We need to get that scouted sharpish

We just use human focus mate, much cheaper and the animations are much funnier than a QHSE teacher talking about it.

Any chance of seeing Willock in the second half? Probably could do with his pace to split their midfield a bit. That said he could end up fucked again in these conditions.

The ref has got them wound up now. We're either getting raped second half or they are going to lose their heads.

Fucking Pope punches like he has marshmallows for hands.

Hi Sandro 👋

We'll be a different beast second half. Howe is class at his little tactical fuck yous.

Fuck sake.

Keep em coming.

Much you reckon Malens release clause is and can the Saudis activate it before half time to turn his head please?

I think it's the conditions. They have to be careful running on a slippery surface. Probably just done an H and S course today and he's putting it into practice.

Longstaff - king of the shithouses. Long live the king.

Miggy has them a bit panicky when he runs at them directly. They seem intent on chopping him down.