Dazzler

Proper well spoken this lad for a toon fan. What a performance from the kid though. Absolutely ran the show.

Gotta hope baby Gordon is a ringer for the mam though. We have enough rod Stewart lookalikes, including rod Stewart for one generation, thanks.

Exclusive: Newcastle open talks with Man City star Guardiola doesn't rate as Howe prepares for Tonali ban (teamtalk.com) Not sure how reliable this site is like.

Looks like Craig Hope just asked him a mildly difficult question

Spoken like someone who's never one throated an American Sizzler from Asda.

TIN FOIL HAT (Conspiracy theories not included)

Could be pizza, could be faecal matter. Either way it's shit.

It's the end of days here.

As a newcomer..... An affinity with Pearson: Is that because you both hide in bushes and take photos of unsuspecting people? Or because you both talk like you have a snickers in your gob and a severe peanut allergy? Or a little of column A and a little of column B?

Power doesn't buy the pints and tabs and he loves so much. Or express plane journeys, from sky to ground in under 30 seconds.

Could have hoovered it first though tbf

Na you're fucked now, I'm like herpes only scabbier and itchier.

Someone inexplicably even worse. My gut feeling is that they will go with someone even harder right and double down on the fascism instead of the common sense approach of getting in someone more centre right to try and win back some of the voters who've moved over to labour/LDs in advance of the GE. Don't be surprised if they appoint the reanimated corpse of Hitler as the new leader of the tory party.

Because you's don't advertise the place and scare off the faint of heart the moment they arrive

"Tragic games"

Willock being barged into their keeper and it being ruled as a foul on their keeper, despite EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANGLE showing the clear foul on Willock, still gives me palpitations. I wake up at night in a cold sweat most nights screaming "It's a goal or a pen, pick one you thick fucking cunt ref."

I hope you didn't get sky in or have a mobile you little scamp you.

Just people who are ill eh? How benevolent of you. So anyone out of work but actively looking can go fuck themselves? Got it. Nice one 👍

And you're a cunt.