Dazzler

Never would have been better than Shola before he fucked his legs. Better than older Shola, but no more than a lower level prem striker at best. Saying he'd have been as good as Haaland if he'd scranned a salad every once in a while is hilarious though.

I don't remember this outrage when Lampard joined Man City on loan like. They are fucking petrified of us taking their spot. Shit bags.

Dorries was on BBC breakfast this morning talking about her shite book. In typical Nadine fashion she sat and outright denied that Boris had any involvement in partygate while the production team flashed images of Boris at multiple parties during lockdown as she spoke. It was a glorious watch. Shame she didn't die at the end though.

There will also be a few clubs trying to loan players from Saudi to assist in their relegation battles (Man Utd for example) that will be told to fuck off if this goes through. I don't care about it tbf other than to wind other clubs up to breaking point, there's a whiff of cutting your nose off about it though.

Aye, he told me to google Eurytheus. Found out he was the Hercules bloke. Already feeling smarterer

Ahem...

Won't lie Googled this because I had a West End education which is only marginally better than an Ashington one.

FYP

It's what teachers in Ashington use to teach kids to read isn't it?

There is a funny, football-specific joke in making GAWD an acronym I'm sure, but the best I can come up with is "Good At Wanking Dogs"

Difference is that Isak's was down to having issues in both knees and then an awkward groin injury which he's young enough to recover from without issue. Wilson's is his age and a mountain of serious injuries down the years all starting to stack up. I think we need to adapt a little to get the most out of him, as he's never going to be pressing defenders for 90 minutes, but if he gets a yard of space in the box it's almost always a goal. Definitely not finished, but we may need to try something a bit different until Isak is back to really get the best out of Wilson. Two inside forwards cutting in all game pretty much takes him out of the equation half the time as they either shoot or play through balls he doesn't have the pace to get on to. As @The Fish has said, it works better with Murphy out right as it pulls a centre back out wide and then him and Trippier can fire balls in which Wilson has the space to bury.

The fact the line isn't at zero just after birth seems a bit dodgy to me for that to be true. Do we have a fair few Catholics frequenting the message board?

5-0 to the toon. Jackie Millburn with all three.

Is that the 45 year old teenager Moukoko coming on for them?

They've been waiting since 1945 to feel morally superior. Good for them. It's horse shit, but good for them all the same.

Shoulder in back. Fair challenge. Shit cunt.

Brandt, how many did you score today? Brandt: One.

Fuck it. The tops getting washed, fucking nowt lucky about it.

Adeyemi will have to be let out of Tinos pocket at full time.

Fucking Tino is class man.

Because they had to choose between morals and drums when going through customs.