Dazzler

He's been manager for a lot longer than that, and has never picked on form.

Ms G just had a bairn so she's still recovering. She'd have to dislodge her jaw to service the entire team.

Definitely has his feet on the bog seat and squats to wipe. Occasionally sprays the cistern with a misjudged fart. Never cleans the cistern as it's 'a birds job'

Thick cunts most likely which makes them the most dangerous, as they just tear into things without the slightest bit of critical thinking. When I hear or read something I don't understand, the first thing I do is look it up and see if it helps my understanding. Plus then I always look at the other side, because the idea of having opinions based on one side of an argument/story gives me palpitations. Some divvies just trust what their friend says, who may be equally as thick or have ulterior motives - at the end of every chain is always a completely wankerish psychopath with an axe to grind against something or someone. All it takes is a second to Google something and realise the impact it might have if you start spewing it about without consideration. Especially, when you consider the implication that something like 'from the river to the sea' has in relation to the Jewish in Israel. These people are too fucking thick to realise that by tearing head first into a pro-Palestine march / chants in the name of humanitarianism (in most cases I'm sure), that you're dehumanising the other side of the conflict. I understand the sentiment, and agree that innocent Palestinians should be free to live their lives safely and comfortably, but I also believe the same for the innocent Israelis that are being dragged into this just as much as the Palestinians.

Fuck, someone beat me to it by half an hour

Only one man for the job

Well that's just incendiary language and I fully support it.

I'm sat watching what we do in the shadows to get over the match. If you haven't seen it you absolutely should. The film is great, but the series is even better. Anything with Matt Berry is pretty much nailed on to be mint IMO.

Except when he tried to end Lejeune's (I think) career. Not the first time he'd done that either. He's a boring cunt off the pitch but a complete dirty bastard on it.

Should have let Trippier give him a slap. It was a shit performance, but it's not like we were blessed with game changers on the bench.

It would be a longer suspension if he was on tonight. Straight red for knifing some cunt after this performance.

Are they kicking these extra balls on the pitch on purpose? Happening way too fucking often.

Just shows how important Bruno is. I don't think we've ever played well without him, even when he hasn't played at his best.

Longstaff back to blagging balls over the bar.

An actual child up front with zero senior experience says it all really. Still though, we've not been up for it at all.

We've shit the bed here. Bournemouth could get another one, quite easily.

Was just about to say I'm away to do the dishes

Stick Murphy on and go three at the back is the only obvious one. Or Diallo and go 442 with Gordon central again.

Watch him score now

Fucking hell man, I was only kidding.

Hoy Murphy, Diallo and Parkinson on. We're clearly going to lose so we might as well let the youngins have their moods battered too.

Fucking hell man. Might knock this off now and have a tug. Either way I'll be crying and ashamed.