Dazzler

FYP

It's what teachers in Ashington use to teach kids to read isn't it?

There is a funny, football-specific joke in making GAWD an acronym I'm sure, but the best I can come up with is "Good At Wanking Dogs"

Difference is that Isak's was down to having issues in both knees and then an awkward groin injury which he's young enough to recover from without issue. Wilson's is his age and a mountain of serious injuries down the years all starting to stack up. I think we need to adapt a little to get the most out of him, as he's never going to be pressing defenders for 90 minutes, but if he gets a yard of space in the box it's almost always a goal. Definitely not finished, but we may need to try something a bit different until Isak is back to really get the best out of Wilson. Two inside forwards cutting in all game pretty much takes him out of the equation half the time as they either shoot or play through balls he doesn't have the pace to get on to. As @The Fish has said, it works better with Murphy out right as it pulls a centre back out wide and then him and Trippier can fire balls in which Wilson has the space to bury.

The fact the line isn't at zero just after birth seems a bit dodgy to me for that to be true. Do we have a fair few Catholics frequenting the message board?

5-0 to the toon. Jackie Millburn with all three.

Is that the 45 year old teenager Moukoko coming on for them?

They've been waiting since 1945 to feel morally superior. Good for them. It's horse shit, but good for them all the same.

Shoulder in back. Fair challenge. Shit cunt.

Brandt, how many did you score today? Brandt: One.

Fuck it. The tops getting washed, fucking nowt lucky about it.

Adeyemi will have to be let out of Tinos pocket at full time.

Fucking Tino is class man.

Because they had to choose between morals and drums when going through customs.

Aww the little paupers are jealous of our money. Bless.

Deputy Doofy curling one at Pope

Fucking hell their fans have launched a shit load of tennis balls, what is that in protest to?

There's a player for them who looks like doofy from scary movie in a blonde wig and it's a little unnerving.

So Pope can catch a cross. Good to know.

"they have Paul Dummett available on the bench." As a replacement for Hall. Fucking hell man.

Playing like a team with De Bolle and Parkinson on the bench. We seriously cannot risk any further injuries and I think it's showing in our game plan so far.

We're getting bucked so far. We either need to flip them over, or at least politely request they apply some lube.

I'm probably not much taller than some of them tbf