Dazzler

Aye, he looked out of sorts. Probably wishing he'd fucked off to KSA for the money now.

What if he counters with he shags you but your lass has to watch?

What in the 90s boy band is going on with Rio and Given's matching attire?

In fairness Trippier and Lobby had him on skates the entire game. He couldn't do anything. World class performance.

Dortmund's arses will be puckering after that display.

If that's what we could've had with Mbappe if not for FFP, then thank fuck for FFP.

Fucking love it every time Lobby takes a moment out of his upswing to shit on cabbage heeds Nappa.

Useless like jinxing prick that kid IMO.

Offside, has to be.

Imagine being a perennial fixture of the champions league only to get made a fucking mug of by a legendary beanpole from Blyth. Fucking love BDB me.

Definitely onside and definitely over the line. Wonder what the scousers have to say?

Donnaruma is the Haaland of goalies. He's a fucking genetic freak

Fucking Schar has to, HAS TO, take a shot to the head/face every game. Someone needs to get him a Petr Cech helmet as soon as possible .

The fact we celebrate every tackle seems confusing and scary for them so far

17 in Kanu years.

The garlic munchers don't like a high press it appears. They are shit scared of us so far.

I can't wait to see their confusion by the black and white flags. They're only used to waving the white ones.

Called us a super power, and that Liverpool couldn't compete with us or City, but then proceeded to outspend us in the transfer window just gone despite missing out on top 4. The bloke is one fender bender on Bensham Bank away from launching his final solution.

To fully embrace the Jose mantra, he'll have to start parking the bus and then launch Salah under it in his post match interview the first time he doesn't score.

Be fucking mint if it happened and Spurs ruined them 10-1. The one for Liverpool was a blatant offside that VAR allowed to balance the scales.

An awful lot of Liverpool fans thinking them hoying their toys out of the pram will somehow have a wider impact on the league and how it's officiated/managed. I truly hope every ref in the land starts calling matches with Liverpool completely down the middle, and run VAR correctly in their matches - as it's what they want, plus it will mean a hell of a lot of decisions they once got, going against them. It will only make their lives harder and it's hilarious.

Didn't see them complaining when TAA avoided a blatant second yellow at SJP this season either. Liverpool have benefited more than most clubs from VAR decisions since it's inception, but one absolute howler against them is all they care about. Maybe we should open a can of worms and submit a request for the decision against Isak last season and the one that still winds me up the most - the disallowed goal vs Palace after Willock got launched into the keeper.

Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg?

The only nailed on points are the three they'll take from Chelsea. Everton look like the mackems did the year they went down - spent a fortune then proceeded to be shitter, only to adopt a roundabout of managers to try and dig them out of the shit. It only works for so long, I think this season could be the one where it all comes crashing down. Hopefully, the set of con artists ready and waiting to take over from the oligarch's front man ensure they experience the same as the Mackems, and slide down to league one - oh and Netflix is on hand to film it all.

Everton will probably lose their star striker to a long term injury at the same time, if not before Toney comes back from his suspension. DCL has already played 5 games, so it's only another 5 until he trips over his skirt and spends another 6 months in the treatment room.