Dazzler

Bournemouth manager has about four rows of eyebrows. Looks itchy.

You are a fucking Geordie cunt though tbf

Not to mention Trippiers leadership when you have a starting 11 that don't often play together. You need someone making sure they are doing their jobs on the pitch. If we weren't down to two right backs and only hall/Dummett at lb then I think he may have chanced playing Tino and Trips but I don't think we have the feasible options at the minute.

True but still

Parkinson and Diallo might actually get minutes here. It's mad how paper thin our squad looks when a couple of players are missing.

Aye, I do that too. Just make sure your assistant has high tactical knowledge and you're gold. I tend to manage the individual training for the entire club though so I can make sure the regens become world beaters.

Hedging your bets there. I like it.

You are aware that extreme Islam is far right ideology don't you? So you may hate their religion because GB News told you to but you are ultimately the same. "Believe what I say or else" is the same in every language. But you go ahead and have your weird little obsession over Islam. It was the Irish and black people before them and the Jewish before that, but you keep telling yourself that you're an ardent supporter of Jewish lives when really you only care about Muslim deaths.

I am going off the assumption that the question has already been posed and answered given that there are an awful lot of welcome backs so I'll hold off for now, until I become suspicious that @Tdansmith is a stander.

But it was the pro-Palestine march that would cause the bother according to one whopper on here. Stevie Wonder could have seen the EDL/ Britain First lunatics showing up and starting trouble a mile away.

I was from Elswick. We used to save up all year for those tangerines.

Which part was insulting? You are showing faux-outrage. You have a brass neck. Pretending to care about Jewish people when you really only hate Muslims and this is a perfect opportunity to justify your bigotry. You have made up your Jewish relatives and exes. "Oh I have black friends so I can't be racist" 101 right there. It must have been the 'fuck off' then in which case I apologise. I meant to say fuck right off and climb back into the abortion bin you crawled out of.

I used to get fruit in my stocking, literally from the fruit bowl on the dining room table - which would be promptly returned to it's home once it was "opened".

We were linked with Gordon in the summer before we signed him. The rest have all seemed like a matter of hours/days/weeks at most. Seems like we find out at the point a bid has been made pretty much. Didn't Mbappe sign a new deal after he had his little hissy fit in the summer? Doesn't matter though, he'll want £750k a week no matter where he ends up, so it absolutely will not be here.

Ange ball just took a massive kick in the bollocks then. Oh well

No. No, you don't. Nor do you care about your imaginary Jewish relatives and fake ex-girlfriends no matter how much you try and bang that drum. Everyone here is on the side of humanity - both sides have an equal right to survive and thrive. You only believe in one side because you have prejudices against Muslims. You've made that abundantly clear on multiple occasions - so take your faux outrage and your brassiest of brass necks and fuck off.

Spurs are about to look really average now then. He was vital to the way their manager wants to play

If she's in her prime then I have a good few years to go to fix the damage I've done to myself down the years. She looks like a weather damaged cliff face.

Also, somehow get Chris Rigg to drop his contract with the mackems in the bin, sign with us and them loan him out to Boro. They are proper obsessed with him despite him only being 15/16 - must be something in the water in Sunderland.

You shouldn't have said anything. If someone doesn't know who she is by now then they don't deserve to know IMO.

Aye, I could go along with that. Even sell 4-5 of the players we don't want for that just to make it "seem" legit. But the actual deal is £200m for Hendrick and we'll throw these lot in for free. tbf I'd take a straight swap of Hendrick for Neves - but the Saudi club has to cover all of his wages. That would also cause uproar.

I think so far we've only really spent the money Ashley didn't spend (so all of it). At least the massive spending in the first couple of windows were simply FFP dosh Ashley didn't want to part with. The new commercial deals all really kicked in this season, and then we'll have another biggish one next year with Adidas - and I doubt we've spent all of that yet. Not to mention the extra prize money from the Champions League. They are trying to hamstring us, but it just won't work. PIF own (or have fingers in) hundreds of other companies so if we can't have a stupidly high commercial deal with one of those companies because of the new rules, they'll just arrange 50 on fair market rate instead. Either way we'll end up with hundreds of millions of pounds to spend and they can do fuck all about it.

It's not even like they are trying to hide the fact that they are shitting their pants. "It will be seen as" should really just be "it is" as it's painfully transparent but I will almost guarantee that PIF have one of (if not the best) legal teams in the world. They will do everything in their power to stop us taking their spot, but we will have the necessary paperwork and legal assurances on everything.

Lucky guess, I assure you. But it's painfully obvious that he only has an issue with Muslims because he found his lass in bed with one. A Muslim with a much larger chopper is a given, since all these weird alt-right touchers have micro-penises. I am almost certain that he believes the middle-east treatment of women is abhorrent but that all women should stay at home, cook, clean and look after the kids - and equally believe that he's completely unable to see the hypocrisy in those two views. Also, he's a definite danger to kids and small farm yard animals - and car exhausts.