Dazzler

Aye, wasn't he injured or maybe suspended because he wasn't with the squad on a match day and getting pelters on social media for it by idiots. Then it turned out he'd spent hours driving down there just to make this kids day and a canny few drooling morons were shown up.

I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these. *insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

He's done loads of stuff like this, I remember reading that he used to go to a soup kitchen or foodbank down Liverpool often back when he was Everton - it was just never documented because he was doing it because he wanted to rather than getting some PR out of it. I am sure it was all around the time Everton fans were calling him a rat, and scum etc and we were questioning his attitude before we got to see who he actually was.

The only thing funnier than this documentary is the absolute hiding he got from Sean Lock and Jimmy Carr on 8 out of 10 cats for doing it.

My dad told me our house was haunted by a headless nun. He then proceeded to wrap my old footy in black gaffer tape and stuff it into his hoodie and then wait on the stairs (for what may have been hours) until I went for a piss so I may be greeted by this dead bitch. I still have the occasional nightmare almost 30 years later

Is that the one with the original journalist that subjected the world to Bob Lazar?

@Nefilim appears to have improved his hacking skills. Fair play to him.

Because we were dog shit when they had 11 players on the pitch

“So you are telling me he wears a magic hat, the best hat…..but it’s not a red maga one?”

It’s the sequel to shaving Ryan’s privates and it’s a very apt description if you ask me.

"Wrang! It's me yi daft cunt!"

This one is on netflix tbf so most of us are paying to watch it even if we don't watch it

Obviously, they gave pickford MOTM

Some of Tyson's pad work I've seen clips of Tyson look so insane that I am convinced they've been sped up to make him look better. That being said, he lands one clean shot on the you tuber and he's on a manslaughter charge because Paul is woefully bad. Jake Paul got outboxed by Tommy Fury (who is uber shit) so he can't handle actual boxers, which is why he's picking fights with 60 year olds and retired MMA fighters. This is an exhibition as far as I can tell so should just be them two fucking about but Jake Paul is going to try and knock him out just so he can brag that he knocked out Mike Tyson. Which is meaningless since Tyson got knocked out 6 times by actual boxers in his actual career so this would just be a 20 something taking liberties on an almost pensioner - which is why I hope Tyson murders him, if nothing more than to end this you tube boxing craze

It's that bit. This would require a certain level of self-awareness and shame that the average fan of massive lads simply does not possess.

Translation anyone? I understood about 25% of this.

No, fuck off. I bet it's powdered.

I know, right? At his advanced age it's probably like sucking out of date yoghurt through tiny piece of garden hose.

She said the democrats went too woke so I'm guessing she watched a couple of rogan's podcast and "saw the light"

Covid sceptic and anti vaxxer RFK jr appointed as health secretary.

Neither shepherd’s, pie, cottage or pie again are the word mince.

I’ve seen that. It’s lemon party.