Dazzler

They fucking copy everything we do them cunts. Shipyards, striped shirts, equestrian bare knuckle boxing, what's next? They'll be bought out by the Iranian Investment Fund and deny sports washing exists.

Aye, it's a shame Scamacca didn't work out for them, he looked like he was going to be a world beater at one point, but it never clicked for him in the Prem. Wouldn't surprise me if they came in with a cheeky bid for Wilson tbh. I'd tell them to fuck off like.

The fact he's prioritising drinking over picking his bairn up suggests he has a problem (or that a problem is around the corner). Nowt wrong with enjoying a can or two in front of the telly once the bairns are asleep, but getting into a state where you can't function if the kids wake up mid-night is dodgy (especially with a 1 year old, both my kids were liable for a mid-evening shite/meltdown at that age). The thing I've learned when it comes to addiction is that the addict needs to realise there is a problem AND want to fix it before you can do anything, really. All you can do is gently lead him to that realisation and hope he sees it. That said, if he's able to keep his shit together during the week without a drink, then maybe he's just a young kid who hasn't quite grasped the concept of growing up once you have little kids in the house, in which case he just needs a slap.

Fucking hell does the Vodka in Oz have that drug from limitless in it? A couple of trebles and I'd be writing gibberish with my face an inch from my phone to try and make out the letters.

They are far more mobile in midfield now. Never got the Rice hype, any time I have seen him play he seemed to put the breaks on any attacking move WH had. Bowen would be flying up the wing and Rice would stop, pass it back to defence or side ways and cause the attack to break down. Had he gone to Man City he'd have been converted into a ball playing centre back under Pep, and probably been mint at it. It will work out for him at Arsenal because he has Odegaard to give it short to, and his only real role is to protect the defence.

Fucking Pope's punching puts the fear in me...on a footy pitch...in a straightener he'd probably crack the lamp post I was standing next to..very, very gently.

Tonali bottled throwing his body into it. Good goal but disappointing by us

Wilson on to get me hard doing the Carlton dance.

Cue Murphy to score a 45 yard thunderbastard that even he doesn't quite believe has gone in.

If the new rules were being followed the Miggy, Bruno and Paqueta would all have been sent off. We aren't playing well but there is zero consistency with the refereeing.

Prestigious

Texan headline: Local man shoots and kills murderer. Statue to be built in his honour. Mental country.

Except that one moment he took a swing at a PSG player in th first half.

Bruno's cross was on his weaker foot too, and it was inch perfect.

Aye the creator (Adam Reed?) left in the last few seasons so it seemed to drift. It's still got got probably the most individual moments of any series that make me laugh out loud every single time I see them. "Ma, they done killed old Lando" and "ima plant a red furn for ya jug" are particular highlights. I could never get into Bob's Burgers, I think I was spent with odd family comedies after Simpsons and Family Guy both fell off a cliff edge, around the same time.

I'm always shocked at how few people have watched Archer. It's fucking hilarious. Definitely worth a watch IMO.

6 points or Howe wants stringing up IMO. I'm not having a night like last night be spoiled by that frog-eyed, Scottish gimp and JWP. Fuck that.

Isn't a major part of his character that he has a major opium addiction? That said I think huffing the old poppy seeds was as common as having a few pints back in Victorian Britain. Us commoners steal everything from the posh wankers - smack, toot, designer clothes and gout.

I always find the majority of the lasses on pundit duties have been class. They actually seem to have studied the teams and have a basic understanding of what's going on in front of them. I'll take that over a pair of dimwits like Rio and Owen like. That said the lass that was commentating the women's world cup was fucking brain-dead.

Me when Wilson is doing his third Carlton dance of the weekend:

I've never forgiven Southgate for 96. That Pizza Hut advert was just awful.

Bet his cock is like a Toblerone, be sound going in and like a zip tie trying to get him back out. That would be an interesting episode of 24 hours in A & E

Trips bairn got Mbappe's. None of our players wanted anything to do with it

He asked Lobby from the convo they had. Mbappe wanted a piece of greatness to take back to Paris with him.

Aye, he looked out of sorts. Probably wishing he'd fucked off to KSA for the money now.