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Spurs are about to look really average now then. He was vital to the way their manager wants to play

If she's in her prime then I have a good few years to go to fix the damage I've done to myself down the years. She looks like a weather damaged cliff face.

Also, somehow get Chris Rigg to drop his contract with the mackems in the bin, sign with us and them loan him out to Boro. They are proper obsessed with him despite him only being 15/16 - must be something in the water in Sunderland.

You shouldn't have said anything. If someone doesn't know who she is by now then they don't deserve to know IMO.

Aye, I could go along with that. Even sell 4-5 of the players we don't want for that just to make it "seem" legit. But the actual deal is £200m for Hendrick and we'll throw these lot in for free. tbf I'd take a straight swap of Hendrick for Neves - but the Saudi club has to cover all of his wages. That would also cause uproar.

I think so far we've only really spent the money Ashley didn't spend (so all of it). At least the massive spending in the first couple of windows were simply FFP dosh Ashley didn't want to part with. The new commercial deals all really kicked in this season, and then we'll have another biggish one next year with Adidas - and I doubt we've spent all of that yet. Not to mention the extra prize money from the Champions League. They are trying to hamstring us, but it just won't work. PIF own (or have fingers in) hundreds of other companies so if we can't have a stupidly high commercial deal with one of those companies because of the new rules, they'll just arrange 50 on fair market rate instead. Either way we'll end up with hundreds of millions of pounds to spend and they can do fuck all about it.

It's not even like they are trying to hide the fact that they are shitting their pants. "It will be seen as" should really just be "it is" as it's painfully transparent but I will almost guarantee that PIF have one of (if not the best) legal teams in the world. They will do everything in their power to stop us taking their spot, but we will have the necessary paperwork and legal assurances on everything.

Lucky guess, I assure you. But it's painfully obvious that he only has an issue with Muslims because he found his lass in bed with one. A Muslim with a much larger chopper is a given, since all these weird alt-right touchers have micro-penises. I am almost certain that he believes the middle-east treatment of women is abhorrent but that all women should stay at home, cook, clean and look after the kids - and equally believe that he's completely unable to see the hypocrisy in those two views. Also, he's a definite danger to kids and small farm yard animals - and car exhausts.

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For the record, I don't agree with Gemmill. I want us to finish second in the group and go through as financially it benefits us, and the extra day rest also helps. Failing that I want third and us to batter a bunch of Cypriot sparkies in the EL before smashing Villareal (it's always fucking Sevilla or Villareal) in the final. That said, I don't appreciate the downright accountancy racism I've witnessed on here today.

That was from the championship to league one...

So to prove your "point" you quote a slogan that many have deemed anti-Semitic in nature? .. okay mate. I'd offer an insult but I think this sums it up perfectly:

Which people in the labour party are calling for the elimination of Jews? Specifically... Are you trying to suggest that Hamas are a socialist movement? Compare the behaviours of the current government, their choice of words, dehumanising specific groups of people and ask where we've seen that before? Have you asked any lefties what they think of the conflict? Or do you just trust GB News to tell you everything?

You've obviously not met many accountants then. For every posh, wankerish FD or Partner there are at least 50 underlings (who are often more qualified) launching calculators at each other and smearing T accounts on the walls in their own shit

She 100% wants sacked. She wants to ensure the Tories topple even further to the right and hopes she'll be the one to build them back up as Uber right wing, this ensuring they don't get back in power for another decade. Though it'll be badenoch that gets in who's just as much a Nazi as Braverman.

That's hate speech. As a fellow accountant I feel qualified to say fuck right off and good luck getting a signature on a passport photo in future when this gets brought up in our AGM

FM Mobile is but it's not as detailed or in-depth as FM Touch I think. I think Touch is similar to the console version of the game (which is shite). I think they've gone the FIFA route in recent years, in that they've made very slight tweaks to things rather than big improvements. Apparently the tactics are more detailed this year, and the 3D game engine is improved too but the game is allegedly getting a full revamp next year.

Also imagine being a 30 year old bloke in a bit of bother at work and your gaffer rings your mam on you. That is as equally hilarious to me as thinking a lack of a bit of roughage in his diet is all that stopped him from being an elite athlete. There's being a knacker and then there's getting grassed on to mammy as an adult.

They got her on to make a mug of her tbf. They clearly had no intention of giving her a fair swing in the interview. She was invited on to be shown up and she fell for it. It was fucking glorious.

Never would have been better than Shola before he fucked his legs. Better than older Shola, but no more than a lower level prem striker at best. Saying he'd have been as good as Haaland if he'd scranned a salad every once in a while is hilarious though.

I don't remember this outrage when Lampard joined Man City on loan like. They are fucking petrified of us taking their spot. Shit bags.

Dorries was on BBC breakfast this morning talking about her shite book. In typical Nadine fashion she sat and outright denied that Boris had any involvement in partygate while the production team flashed images of Boris at multiple parties during lockdown as she spoke. It was a glorious watch. Shame she didn't die at the end though.