Dazzler

What a block there.

Fucking Miggy trying to be too cute there and was saved by Hall.

Aye some venom behind that one. He has lead in that right boot when he fancies it.

I don't think it's possible to play a bugle well tbf.

Fucking hell. Rocky opening two minutes.

Geoff from byker grove on the owld bugle.

He's over 6 foot man

Alex Murphy to come on at left back for hall in the second half and blast in the cherry on top of a Gordon double hat trick

Tbf Maddison is worth about 10 of those players. They look unbelievably ordinary without him.

Miley is built like a 25 year old bloke with a 10 month old baby's face.

11 out for us in total. Fucking hell man.

Bournemouth manager has about four rows of eyebrows. Looks itchy.

You are a fucking Geordie cunt though tbf

Not to mention Trippiers leadership when you have a starting 11 that don't often play together. You need someone making sure they are doing their jobs on the pitch. If we weren't down to two right backs and only hall/Dummett at lb then I think he may have chanced playing Tino and Trips but I don't think we have the feasible options at the minute.

True but still

Parkinson and Diallo might actually get minutes here. It's mad how paper thin our squad looks when a couple of players are missing.

Aye, I do that too. Just make sure your assistant has high tactical knowledge and you're gold. I tend to manage the individual training for the entire club though so I can make sure the regens become world beaters.

Hedging your bets there. I like it.

You are aware that extreme Islam is far right ideology don't you? So you may hate their religion because GB News told you to but you are ultimately the same. "Believe what I say or else" is the same in every language. But you go ahead and have your weird little obsession over Islam. It was the Irish and black people before them and the Jewish before that, but you keep telling yourself that you're an ardent supporter of Jewish lives when really you only care about Muslim deaths.

I am going off the assumption that the question has already been posed and answered given that there are an awful lot of welcome backs so I'll hold off for now, until I become suspicious that @Tdansmith is a stander.

But it was the pro-Palestine march that would cause the bother according to one whopper on here. Stevie Wonder could have seen the EDL/ Britain First lunatics showing up and starting trouble a mile away.

I was from Elswick. We used to save up all year for those tangerines.

Which part was insulting? You are showing faux-outrage. You have a brass neck. Pretending to care about Jewish people when you really only hate Muslims and this is a perfect opportunity to justify your bigotry. You have made up your Jewish relatives and exes. "Oh I have black friends so I can't be racist" 101 right there. It must have been the 'fuck off' then in which case I apologise. I meant to say fuck right off and climb back into the abortion bin you crawled out of.

I used to get fruit in my stocking, literally from the fruit bowl on the dining room table - which would be promptly returned to it's home once it was "opened".