Dazzler

Are Costco showing the fight, mate? Could really do with a hot dog, and refilling my drink.

He's half way up a fucking cliff man, I refuse to believe they don't take turns launching their turds to see who can get it the furthest. It's the disgusting, hippy equivalent of hockling off bridges.

That may be the first time in the history of human existence that anything Welsh has ever been described as perfect.

Fucking hell she's looking a bit rough these days.

That is the one - However I am less bothered about Beckham hanging out the back of her, and more interested in why Frank Skinner hates her. Google is unusually blank on the subject.

There's more chance of me bending over for 50 year old Becks than the 20 something, metrosexual weirdo in a sarong, personally.

"That Welsh lass who does the owld opera who 'allegedly' got pumped by Beckham, who isn't Churchy" is about as much respect as I will ever give to opera singers/performers

Was it Beckham who was rumoured to have bucked the Welsh opera lass who isn't Charlotte Church as well?

Aye it was. The one against Sheffield that he clipped first time for Wilson was a thing of beauty as well.

Affairs, plural? I thought he only rifled the babysitter.

If that fella was a mackem the seagull would have gotten a bit of this rather than a punch.

Aye, there's a big difference between Man Utd playing long balls compared to Fat Sam's Bolton IMO. Skill and precision over hit and hope. Also, Man Utd at that time had the ability to play along the deck and move the ball quickly. Fat Sam used to have his goalie go for goal, and then sit in the stands with a fucking head set on to try and make out that he was some kind of avant garde genius. the only thing he was ahead of the curve on was annoying, fat dick heads with bluetooth head gear.

There is no such thing as a proportionate response, unfortunately. The closest I can think of would be bringing the gunmen and militants to justice (by legal means or lethal) and freeing any hostages. Sadly, it'll be more likely a case of retaliatory bombing of civilian areas in Palestine which will serve nothing more than to stoke the fires further. It's a vicious cycle and one I can't see ending any time soon.

The game Rice gave up a run into the box half way through because they were losing 4-1. It was the only time he'd been in our half all game as well. The game before that he got an assist from a corner, and that was about it.

I feel great tbf. I've come to accept and appreciate my usually horrendously bad takes. Surely though, if a more attacking/creative midfielder can be come an integral part of Moysey ball then it goes against your argument in favour of Rice - because why couldn't Rice adapt to become more box to box and contribute more if Paqueta can? Rice had way longer to adapt to Moyes too. IMO Rice is limited. He's excellent at defending from midfield, he's not as great at anything else.

Settled on the deck holding his head the soft cunt

What is it they say about cockroaches again?

Aye, de-ageing is not something I can get onboard with. The Irishman was awful (to me) because of it. It stopped me getting into it fully, watching an 80 year old De Niro de-aged to look like a 30 year old, kicking the fuck out of someone but moving like an 80 year old whilst doing it. It was comically bad - just get a young actor to play the younger version of De Niro for fuck sake. Give some young up and comers an opportunity to impress instead.

I'd rather see his parachute fail tbh.

Did a lot of these people just not bother to play San Andreas?

Nah, he's a Poundland (Matty) Longstaff man. Truth is, he's a good player - I've seen nothing of him to suggest he's a £100m player though - but get why Arsenal wanted him, as his strengths were something lacking in their midfield and could be the difference between 2nd and 1st for them in the league this season. I don't think it's as simplistic as West Ham were shite so made him look less effective, I just think he's a defensive midfielder who's excellent at defending and not that great at the other stuff a modern centre mid has to be great at. Swap him for Bellingham last season and their attack would have looked better IMO.

Aye, it's lose/lose for the normal people on both sides really. Hamas do something horrific, and Israel will respond with something equally horrific which only escalates things further. It's the people who just want to live their lives peacefully and quietly who end up getting hurt by it all. Hope your family stays safe during all of this.

I don't remember this verse from Blaydon Races tbh. I like it.