Dazzler

Joseph and his black and white dreamcoat. RTG:

Not to defend a Tory or owt, but he was talking about Stockton, which is a bit of a shithole tbf.

Is he trying to get the attention of his guide dog? It appears to have run off.

Fucking shameful behaviour by all involved. Still hurts almost 30 years later.

Rogue spenders We're talking about inter-related loans, they most likely be free, the daft cunt.

Because Dobbie is Aryan just as he likes it.

Lovely. I hope we've announced one by the weekend ready for January.

How many points would you deduct from international breaks though? 10 or -10?

The president of Argentina approves Sunak's message

This would be the wrong side then. He plays on the left almost exclusively. Also, it's only a handful of ungrateful swines that don't appreciate Miggy and his ghost like right foot.

Needing reinforcements in centre mid, centre forward and defence and then signing yet another winger seems like a Chelsea thing tbh. Though this lad is class so I'd take it.

Anything with a - in front of it is a negative number so in the above example -10. In the end doesn't really matter, and I don't really care. Everton are losing 10 points, and we should revel in their misery

Yeah, just go to www.gifsforinnumeratemongstofeelsuperior.com

Pickford and Maguire will forever make this entire post redundant, as will Henderson on the bench. Fuck Southgate, I'll forever hate him for that awful pizza hut advert laughing at us after he bottled the penalty shootout against ze Germans. He's done "okay" as England manager tbf, and I somewhat forgave him after he sank Boro into irrelevance after Dutchy Steve got them playing well. But that advert man, that fucking advert. The goofy cunt.

This seems like a very basic concept and I for one am shocked and/or appalled at how few people seem to be grasping it. It may make it simpler for people if they assume the first part of the sum is 0 E.g. 0 -5 + 10 = 5

That should be the opening line of season 2 of our documentary. Amanda on the phone: "cunt" Fade away to "We are Newcastle United"

I just decided I'm opposed to related party transactions. Just now. Following reading that.

Fucking called it.

I also take his "When a leftard molests someone they cover it up, but when someone on the right does it the left will kill you" to mean that he's definitely a diddler. What a strange thing to come out with unprompted. "Hello Mr President, congratulations on the victory in the recent election" "WHEN THE LEFT DO A RAPE, THEY COVER IT UP BUT WHEN I DO A BIT OF RAPING THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A RAPIST!"

This cunt's going to want the Falklands back isn't he?

RIP to his three Grandmas who are probably still alive.