Dazzler

I hate to say it but my gut tells me Botman is out for the season.

Mbappe's

"Ah say, ah say how's the fried chicken did ya say, ah say, ah say?"

Almiron had a great game, but to suggest he was better than Bruno and especially Pope suggests they watched 5 minutes of highlights and not the entire game. Miley was also better than every one of his PSG counterparts. Ridiculous scoring.

The same Republicans who are pushing project 2025 which will effectively hand over the power of everything to the president directly, with zero checks and balances

6-0 - Isak to score two, Gordon to score two, and the ghost of Beardsley's reputation to turn up, mutter some islamaphobic obscenities and notch the final two.

That's a ridiculously high stat that mind - Man Utd obviously takes one of the spots with Greenwood and Antony both publicly being investigated for abuse. Filthy Gylfi was another one - so Everton is another we already know about. So 25% of the clubs have had potential perverts on the books in some capacity that hasn't become public knowledge.

"Blah blah blah Saudi Arabia and war crimes. Blah blah blah human rights. Oh by the way have you seen these beautiful photos of me at the world cup? Where was it? Not important, mate."

The necessary response to any mackems who suddenly want to talk about champions league football tomorrow at the kettle

Normally you have one jobs worth telling you why the ref made the decision and why it's correct. It goes to show you how fucked it was when everyone is in universal agreement (with the exception of the RTG board who'll be wanking to a blackout state)

Anyone else getting the sound cut off by the sound of someone shaving their bollocks?

Is there a better pundit than McCoist? He's fucking mint, and for an ex-mackem too. Howe is struggling not to call the ref a prick. Unbelievably professional.

I noticed they didn't ask him about the pen. Because every fucker knows it should never have been given.

Mbappe speaks better English than Miggy.

It's a criminal decision at this level. It could cost us our place in the CL, and is completely down to the ref caving to the pressure from the PSG players (who by the law of the game should have been booked, which he also bottled).

Enrique as well. He's normally straight as a dart with shit, I'll be shocked if he doesn't come out and say it was a shit decision.

That was a fucking rugby tackle on Trippier. Ref decision, throw in. Makes sense.

Aye, their midfield don't seem to be up for it like. A bit of pace would carve them open at will.

When he has the ball at his feet I swear my arsehole tightens so much it touches the back of my throat.

Arteta would cry, and Klopp would gnash his horse teeth and throw a shit dig at him

These cunts are already panicking with all these fouls. We can get them wound up and carded and it can only help.

Gordon shithousing in front of Enrique. Love to see it.

We put a second in and they'll fall to bits. Fragile egos in Paris.

That run that lead to the goal

Fuck that. I'm not opening the floodgates for discussions about Sandra and her bong-eyed kid. My wife knows better though tbf, she uses their pets as a way to jog my memory. I am more likely to remember someone because of their dog than I am over any other part of their life. "Oh yeah, how is Archie the staffy's owner doing?"