Dazzler

Fucking stop limping Gordon you little shit bag.

Miggy man, you have to cross better than that on your only leg in existence.

What a fucking pass by Miley. Beautiful.

Aye, it's not great like. Even if Longstaff is back for PSG (unlikely) it seems highly doubtful that he'd be able to do 90 minutes which he'd have to do. Same with Willock. When Barnes is back we have the option of moving Gordon central and going 4231 but then it's a risk to play Gordon and Barnes together anyways. We are fucked, if it doesn't improve soon.

Karius up top to get a hat trick and finally put his CL demons to rest.

Probably from playing far too many games in succession on his return due to the other injuries.

How shit must our centre mids in the u21s that we'd rather have three goalies on the bench man. We're 1 injury away from being beyond fucked. We may need to risk a 10 point deduction in January just to put a decent 11 out at this rate.

Yes. Many times. Half of those cunts would be in the first 11 under Ashley's ownership

Dummett will make Mbappe look like the mug he is. Mark these words.

Longstaff has knacked his ankle. I'm not sure how seriously though.

My bet is on a mysterious illness. We always have people going down with an unspecified bug of some kind. It's just that it's usually Wilson.

Three goalies and no midfielders on the bench. If someone goes off injured today we're going to have Ritchie sent off in centre mid about 10 minutes later. It feels good to have an actual striker up top again though.

Hard to say so far tbh. I haven't really noticed a massive difference from prior years in terms of general game play. The updated database and list of wonderkids etc is canny but you could probably find an updated db for FM21 with all that on anyways and save a few quid. I think the AI cottons on to your tactics a lot faster in the latest version. Once upon a time I'd only need to tweak the tactics every 9 months or so in older FM games. Now I feel like I need to get actual coaching badges to play the fucker because my tactics are sussed every 3 months. Save to say I sacked off my Newcastle save despite having a best XI of: GK Diego Costa RB Livramento (who becomes a beast if you play him enough) CB Diomande CB Botman LB DiMarco CDM Bruno CM Tonali CM Joelinton RW Raphinha CF Osimhen LW Musiala ^This team, despite my tactics that won the domestic cup double, and got to the final of the champions league was suddenly drawing at home to newly promoted Luton (who were in administration and had those literal greyed out, shite players you can't sign making up squad numbers). I lost the dressing room because I couldn't pick one foreign player for the champions league squad, and the cunts downed tools. I booted up a new game as England manager, and have a 100% win record so far with those same tactics. I'm going to let Howe do his thing for a bit and when he gets pied off I'll swoop in, like a Geordie white knight and lead them back to the promised land of mid-table mediocrity.

"Didst thou summon me, mine child? could i interest thou 'i some terrible boxing events bore 'i the kingdom of saudi arabia. I hark some youtube stars shall be headlining. What the eff. Art thou not entertained?"

He'll be off to Spain then, I'd imagine if it's those three clubs.

I miss him tbh, we need a overhyped shite boxing event soon. Nothing brings the board together more than everyone piling in on Albert with shite GIFs.

You can try AAT. It's the level below the professional qualifications (CIMA, ACCA, ACA etc). I think it's been developed a lot since I studied it years and years ago, but it used to be that if you're already knowledgeable of the basics/intermediates you can skip the first level(s) to cut out a lot of wasted time. I think it's available at most colleges these days, and there are plenty of distance learning options I think. Or skip that and go straight to the cert level CIMA. This lot do a lot of free study materials (I think all their course books are available to read online for free): Free CIMA Certificate Level Courses - Get Started Now (astranti.com) and it's pretty cheap to buy the extras, I qualified through Astranti and it was infinitely cheaper than places like BPP and Kaplan (my company at the time still paid for it like)

You don't mean one of the big 4 would treat it's staff with contempt and underpay whilst overcharging it's clients, do you? I refuse to believe that a company as esteemed as PWC would ever do such a thing. I love it when they send an audit manager out to meet you that isn't even qualified yet, who stares at you blankly as you talk about internal accounting policies for three hours, who then doesn't pass that info onto their team meaning I have to answer the same questions several times.

Half inflation that went through the roof during the reign of and due to the decisions of the conservatives "Yeah, we halved inflation" Aye, that went up five fold during your parties control of parliament, because your daft cunt mate saw fit to give a bunch of fucking idiots a vote where leavers voted based on jingoism (at best), flat out racism (at worst), or because the alt-right convinced them that the EU was the NWO coming to steal the pound coin and butcher the royal family - all despite your party not having a plan in place in the event that those people outweighed those that weren't complete fucking morons. Also, your party's dog shit handling of the pandemic. Thanks for making the 12% inflation, 6% Rishi mate - Don't worry that that figure is still at least double what it had ever been in a decade prior. Hope the cunt dies me. In a plane crash with Boris and the rest of the Tory party on the way to see an internment camp they built in Rwanda.

So the same as most trainee accountants then, ergo no disadvantage at all I think I was a bit of an exception in that I'd worked in finance for a few years before I took my first exam. That said I still have zero interest in it despite being qualified a number of years and have nearly 15 years of experience.

Keegan levels of Colemanballs that one.

"He's just expressing his freedom of speech" would be Musk's response to something like this. The same Musk who blocked me because I said Tesla was just a stolen idea with decent marketing, didn't even swear at him. Funnily enough my account was also suspended not long later because I called someone posting EDL rhetoric, a spacka. Not a nice choice of words admittedly, but certainly not as extreme, hateful and abhorrent as the one used about Saka, that twitter is apparently fine with.

Typical argies these days tbh. Attacking the left (arm) and then crying like a snowflake from a little push back.

The top of his tattoo looks like a pair of charcoal bollocks dangling from his beard.