Dazzler

Shame he can't score headers, since he apparently doesn't own the necessary body part.

That's mad considering we've had Wilson, Isak, Ba, Cisse, and Carroll in that time all in absolutely mint form at one point or another. I'd have been sure one of them had hit 4 in a row at home.

If it weren't for our injuries I'd honestly take a draw at their place to build them up just to absolutely crush them at SJP.

Tbf I reckon most of the mackems not on RTG think this is a write off. They fully expect to lose, so anything else is a bonus. That said their heads will still fall off if we put 4 or 5 past them. Trippier is about to make a bitch of Jack Clarke and Joelinton will crush the ankles of the "better" Bellingham brother.

According to the commentators at the weekend its the first time a player has done that for us in years. I want to say a decade is what he said, but I was canny pissed by the time the goal went in.

Which one do you reckon it is?

I didn't @ you, I quoted your truly terrible take and mocked it with a GIF from Schitts Creek and a quote pointing out all the "big teams" he's turned up against, this proving your awful take wrong. Hope that helps clear things up.

His sister/mam is so lucky.

"The fat weyteh is so irrelevant he doesn't count, marra. It was only a draw anyways. That's practicley a win for us. FTM."

Was that when Colo literally broke his back with an bicycle kick clearance in the first half?

In fairness to Ten Slags they've hated every manager for years. They hated Jose, Van Gaal, Rangnick. The actually liked OGS because he was a lovable loser and let them get away with murder. I reckon Pep could leave Man City for them and the players and fans would turn on him almost immediately. They are an entitled group of fucktards from top to bottom.

Imagine thinking at the start of the game that Maguire and Shaw at CB would be their best players, such is how shit they were.

Ten Hag just gave us credit. Has the cold got to him?

I found this difficult to masturbate to. I still managed, but it was difficult.

Shut up Jenas, get fucking Ten Hag out for the excuses so I can have a joyous tug.

Leave the window open, the cold might make your sperm more dormant buying you a few extra seconds, and a marginal reduction in shame.

Best minute and a half of her weekend.

So Gloom must have gone home at half time. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

Maguire and Luke Shaw centre back pairing for them to protect Onana. Fucking hell

Guirassy is a fucking beast, I hope there is legs in this one. Though, usually if it's on twitter this soon it almost never happens.

Looks like he's seen a right piece of totty whilst visiting a crèche.

I'll be joining an EDL march later in tribute to El Pedro.

Who the fuck let you out? I've been busting for a shit for 12 hours.

Listen to your gut, it's not often it says something other than it's been 20 minutes since you had some biscuits.