Dazzler

I think even a lot of the republicans have turned their back on him now so he'd mostly likely have to run independently and it will depend on how many racist, homophobic, sexist, brain dead, sister shagging, gun toting, pick up truck driving, Bud Light avoiding, wife beating, caravan dwelling, knuckle dragging, meth addled, white hood wearing, webbed feet having, banjo playing, corn chewing, "y'all ain't from 'round here", redneck, hillbilly fucktards are registered to vote. So probably.

I was about to post the exact same. The irony made my brain ache.

How did you get a hold of my diary?

In order of the questions: 1) yes 2) yes 3) yes 4) no 5) sometimes 6) all voices matter Should I apply?

My sister in law has a cocker spaniel and this pretty much describes him to a tee. Probably the nicest dog I've ever come across in terms of his temperament, and the fact he doesn't bark, scratch or chew anything in the house (my lurcher has a blanket that she digs at to get underneath it, and has ruined at least 3 settees as a result). But sometimes when he looks at you it's very apparent there is fuck all going on upstairs, he acts on pure impulse alone. That said, I think it's endearing when a dog is that thick, especially when they are soft as shite with it.

The fact that we had a 17 year old starting in central midfield, and gave debuts to two other teenagers must mean fuck all then. Our youngins are just that good. They are a different breed of idiot down the road.

Maybe he should wrap the footy in and be a vegan instead. They are also sponges of fun but at least it's healthy.

Nadine strummed her blart reading that tweet.

3-0 Dummett to score a thundercunt that tears Donnaruma's arms clean off his torso and Mbappe to die of shock. Also, Isak to tie their defenders in knots.

Same as Barnes and the Leicester fans and Burn and Brighton. Classless them blue scouse cunts though, always have been. Never normally wish for a Man Utd win but I hope they fucking pagger them today.

Liverpool were after him (Lewis), I believe. That's normally a measure of how good a player could be IMO. The injuries and Tonali's suspension could be the making of him tbh. Plenty of time to get experience at the highest level. Shame Ollie Harrison decided to fuck off to get lost in the shuffle at Chelsea too as he'd have been another one potentially getting a brief intro to first team footy given what's happened this season (even though he's a year younger than Miley)

Remember when the Everton fans said he was shite, and they'd had our pants down?

Trippier crying?

Lascelles and Joelinton. Thank fuck no cunt on this board is involved in the coaching

I can't remember the last time Trippier went direct with a free kick. Cracking effort.

Because he's a golden boy of the England set up so gets favourable treatment. Bruno or Joe would be carded for some of his challenges so far.

Looks like it stung his hand that one. He's still rubbing it

Gallagher is getting wound up. He could end up going off if he snaps anymore.

Brucey Joelinton is back lads. Game over.

Thiago Silva with an elderly moment forgetting how to football.

Still runs funny though the little dafty.

Big Joe down and Gordon. What the actual fuck man

Our lass makes cups of tea stronger than Cucurella. If Miggy is knocking you off the ball with ease you need to be lifting some weights