Dazzler

Coleman is a fucking appalling manager man - technically the last decent manager they had was Moysey and he had no chance with that clown car of a club

It appears there are some relatively normal people on RTG - bet this poor cunt gets asked for his ticket stubs

They stoned people in my name? I hope he was a mackem.

They are FUBAR if the four clubs claim compo off them. They only have 28 days to log claims from the date of the ruling though so they don't have much time. If I were in charge of any of the clubs I'd have had the claim in on day one. How much has Everton potentially cost them by being snide cunts?

The only justification they can have for it being harsh is based on a very theoretical punishment for Man City that they have determined will be less severe than theirs, despite there being no evidence at this point to support that position. Also the same with Chelsea, despite Chelsea being taken over and their new owners almost immediately copping to it since it was the Oligarch's fuck up. (for the record I hope Man City's punishment is less severe as it will make this whole situation even funnier).

When he realised he could freely dish out AIDS and then comfortably tell them to their face instead of his usual awkward "you should probably get tested" text message / email follow up.

The new boss addressing a fan in the stands as they all work collectively to change the pink seats.

Aaah that takes me back to the Ashley days.

Fair enough

Are students and people on work visas "immigrants"? Aren't immigrants by very definition illegal migrants? They're basically going out of their way to piss off legal and working migrants (who pay tax and NI as far as I am aware, thus helping the economy and paying towards their NHS healthcare etc), just to stop anyone from overseas coming into the country because they have run out of ideas on how to deal with genuine immigration other than to scream "small boats" over and over on the news.

Knowing Howe, Pope will be in sticks on Thursday night for the first 20 minutes and then his arm will literally fall off. He's also equally likely to not have a dislocated shoulder at all, and he's just not sharing that info with us. Also, most likely - he's fucked for the next 4-5 months.

A bloke at work reckons knowing their owners and DOF they will appoint someone completely out of the blue that no one expects and isn't on the betting odds at all. However, he also said they are so shitly ran that he expects Heckingbottom to get the gig. To which I reminded him that his current team (in red and white stripes) lost 8-0 to us at home not so long ago. He was thrilled with this I told him it will likely be Fat Sham until the end of the season - which I thought would lift the spirits since the mackems loved him so much, but he wasn't so keen. Apparently, in order for the gravy guzzler to be successful you need a striker who can score, and they don't have one.

They always do seem confident - they are a mad breed. They think they will beat anyone and everyone at Goodison, despite barely ever registering a win there because their home support starts and dies with a handful of roman candles pre-game.

We did it last year with Karius didn't we? I think in an emergency you can register a free agent in place of a player with a long term injury. That won't track for us this time though with three senior keepers available to choose from already.

Hopefully my prime handles the stream better than last year - buffered worse than my fucking IPTV a year ago. Also, we'll batter them with a ricochet off the geps of a just stop oil protester to round off a comfortable 3-0 win.

RTG has a bunch of ITKs going on about some manager in the French league with a history with the mackems. I'd look at who it may be but I can't be fucked. My bet is it will be fat Sam coming in until the end of the season. They still haven't gotten over how marginally less shit they were under him.

Mowbray got the bullet. They are hoping the new bloke will knee slide them into a nazi salute, with a 3-0 win, aren't they?.

Or as Adam calls it a "weeeuh narkred shoke hole"

Aye, because he keeps drooling over the equipment and it's a cunt to clean, because all he drinks are fruit shoots and they get sticky.

I mean they would just be asking for a rinsing with this one. "Mackems shag seagulls", "Adam Johnson shags kids". The possibilities are endless. Still I suppose this is better than the earlier one where someone effectively suggested let's be homphobic to show how progressive we are against the Saudis.

tbf most people can't understand Geordies at the best of times, and most Geordies can't understand Adam Pearson so he's got a layer of protection in that regard.

Canny medieval battle helmet for a haircut tbf, good shout.