Dazzler

A bloke at work reckons knowing their owners and DOF they will appoint someone completely out of the blue that no one expects and isn't on the betting odds at all. However, he also said they are so shitly ran that he expects Heckingbottom to get the gig. To which I reminded him that his current team (in red and white stripes) lost 8-0 to us at home not so long ago. He was thrilled with this I told him it will likely be Fat Sham until the end of the season - which I thought would lift the spirits since the mackems loved him so much, but he wasn't so keen. Apparently, in order for the gravy guzzler to be successful you need a striker who can score, and they don't have one.

They always do seem confident - they are a mad breed. They think they will beat anyone and everyone at Goodison, despite barely ever registering a win there because their home support starts and dies with a handful of roman candles pre-game.

We did it last year with Karius didn't we? I think in an emergency you can register a free agent in place of a player with a long term injury. That won't track for us this time though with three senior keepers available to choose from already.

Hopefully my prime handles the stream better than last year - buffered worse than my fucking IPTV a year ago. Also, we'll batter them with a ricochet off the geps of a just stop oil protester to round off a comfortable 3-0 win.

RTG has a bunch of ITKs going on about some manager in the French league with a history with the mackems. I'd look at who it may be but I can't be fucked. My bet is it will be fat Sam coming in until the end of the season. They still haven't gotten over how marginally less shit they were under him.

Mowbray got the bullet. They are hoping the new bloke will knee slide them into a nazi salute, with a 3-0 win, aren't they?.

Or as Adam calls it a "weeeuh narkred shoke hole"

Aye, because he keeps drooling over the equipment and it's a cunt to clean, because all he drinks are fruit shoots and they get sticky.

I mean they would just be asking for a rinsing with this one. "Mackems shag seagulls", "Adam Johnson shags kids". The possibilities are endless. Still I suppose this is better than the earlier one where someone effectively suggested let's be homphobic to show how progressive we are against the Saudis.

tbf most people can't understand Geordies at the best of times, and most Geordies can't understand Adam Pearson so he's got a layer of protection in that regard.

Canny medieval battle helmet for a haircut tbf, good shout.

Shame he can't score headers, since he apparently doesn't own the necessary body part.

That's mad considering we've had Wilson, Isak, Ba, Cisse, and Carroll in that time all in absolutely mint form at one point or another. I'd have been sure one of them had hit 4 in a row at home.

If it weren't for our injuries I'd honestly take a draw at their place to build them up just to absolutely crush them at SJP.

Tbf I reckon most of the mackems not on RTG think this is a write off. They fully expect to lose, so anything else is a bonus. That said their heads will still fall off if we put 4 or 5 past them. Trippier is about to make a bitch of Jack Clarke and Joelinton will crush the ankles of the "better" Bellingham brother.

According to the commentators at the weekend its the first time a player has done that for us in years. I want to say a decade is what he said, but I was canny pissed by the time the goal went in.

Which one do you reckon it is?

I didn't @ you, I quoted your truly terrible take and mocked it with a GIF from Schitts Creek and a quote pointing out all the "big teams" he's turned up against, this proving your awful take wrong. Hope that helps clear things up.

His sister/mam is so lucky.

"The fat weyteh is so irrelevant he doesn't count, marra. It was only a draw anyways. That's practicley a win for us. FTM."

Was that when Colo literally broke his back with an bicycle kick clearance in the first half?

In fairness to Ten Slags they've hated every manager for years. They hated Jose, Van Gaal, Rangnick. The actually liked OGS because he was a lovable loser and let them get away with murder. I reckon Pep could leave Man City for them and the players and fans would turn on him almost immediately. They are an entitled group of fucktards from top to bottom.