Dazzler

Could have hoovered it first though tbf

Na you're fucked now, I'm like herpes only scabbier and itchier.

Someone inexplicably even worse. My gut feeling is that they will go with someone even harder right and double down on the fascism instead of the common sense approach of getting in someone more centre right to try and win back some of the voters who've moved over to labour/LDs in advance of the GE. Don't be surprised if they appoint the reanimated corpse of Hitler as the new leader of the tory party.

Because you's don't advertise the place and scare off the faint of heart the moment they arrive

"Tragic games"

Willock being barged into their keeper and it being ruled as a foul on their keeper, despite EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANGLE showing the clear foul on Willock, still gives me palpitations. I wake up at night in a cold sweat most nights screaming "It's a goal or a pen, pick one you thick fucking cunt ref."

I hope you didn't get sky in or have a mobile you little scamp you.

Just people who are ill eh? How benevolent of you. So anyone out of work but actively looking can go fuck themselves? Got it. Nice one 👍

And you're a cunt.

Would you really expect £40 a month to make a difference? Are you for fucking real, you whopper?! What if they have sky to provide broadband to help them with job applications? What if they manage to get a job on £10 an hour, and still struggle to put food on the table? Have you ever been in a food bank? I have it's fucking miserable. I grew up on benefits and free school meals because my dad had a heart attack and couldn't work anymore. Is he a cunt for putting AOL in the house when broadband came around? I'm lucky that I got a decent education and work in a largely middle class profession now so my kids hopefully never have to worry about it but I would never, under any circumstances, talk down to someone who has to access benefits to survive. Anyone who does belongs in a furnace IMO.

Scousers and their weird obsession with how great everything scouse is makes me sick tbh. I've been to Liverpool, apart from the main touristy bits it's a shit hole, and I am much less likely to get stabbed in the north east.

Tories are doing a canny job of annihilating themselves in fairness.

Do the Tories honestly think families can feed their kids on the £40 a month it costs for a phone contract or a basic Sky subscription? Are they really that out of touch?

This is BEEPING huge, I can't BEEPING believe it you BEEPING cunt.

Roger's Profanisaurus was a key part of my childhood. We used to head into Waterstones on the way back from Riley's on a Saturday morning and piss ourselves laughing at it until someone chucked us out. Sad? Maybe.

At least they are using their hands apparently. So they aren't a million miles away.

The rest of us are just trying to piss into an empty can of monster tbf. Plus it's sharp so if a few bikers need to be ragdolled to ensure I don't knick the tip of my chopper then so be it.

Aye, I think there's a special one for motorcyclists. It's just two sentences really: "Always weave through traffic, causing cars to slam their brakes on as you slot in front like a nuisance. Then complain when cars do it back"

Aye, if you lend us £55m to repair the hole in the pocket of our finely pressed Italian pants.

I think every player can be moulded to fit Pep's system in fairness. I never really understood their desire to get Grealish, and it took him a year but he's absolutely flying now. Phillips is(was?) a quality player, but injuries have stopped him ever really getting up to standard. I would worry that the same would be the case for us. Our play is so intense that it would take him 6-12 months to get up to our standard of press, and he could breakdown at any moment.

Imagine being so ostracised that a player who is alleged to have brayed countless girlfriends is considered higher in the pecking order than you. That's some constructive dismissal shit in any other profession. Ten Hag was even rumoured to have been desperate for Greenwood to come back into the team - and they weren't even allegations against him, he was literally recorded doing it. Some fucked up moral compass that Baldy cockwomble has.

Because motorcyclists are known to rigidly follow the highway code without exception