Dazzler

He'd have been dead from heat stroke this year man, it was 30 degrees when the Hoppings rocked up and Inspector Gadget wore a flasher mack.

I work at a computer with a privacy panel on it, so I can do what the fuck I want.

I'm too young to remember really but was Major not in a very similar boat to Sunak (though he is seemingly a much better all round person, despite his political leanings) in that he was leading during a time when the tories had a bit of a civil war going on? I am sure I read that Thatcher spent the entire time after he replaced her undermining him, calling him and his cabinet worse than shit because he was far more centrist than she was.

I suppose you'd need a mouth to have a moan tbh.

Did it involve a situation similar to this?

They also used to smoke 40 tabs pre kick off to open the lungs a bit, and never complained.

I'd say the game is a bit of a write off tbh. Our current first 11 is too tired to beat Spurs, and our subs are probably not at the necessary standard. We're probably going to lose it regardless, so I'd rather we rotate vs Spurs and rest some very tired legs, and then try and batter Milan. Hopefully, from there we will start to see some of our close injuries start to creep back onto the bench for the remaining games in December / early Jan.

Na fuck that, I think we rotate Hall and Krafth at least into the starting 11, possibly even Dummett (I know!) even if it's just for the first 60 minutes. Our entire back line looks fucked, and a team like Spurs will absolutely crucify us if we aren't careful. A rotated back 4 managed to make a mug of Man City and Man Utd in the cup games so I think we have to take a bit of a gamble and trust that they can do the job. Longstaff might be back for the Milan game (I read somewhere) which would be a massive help too.

So then you must think his antics post game yesterday were embarrassing too? Trying to wind up our players, purely because of who they play for instead of celebrating the win. I hope there are still some mackems out there that get that he played one full season at Sunderland and dumped you in the shit to sign on at Everton because he cared more about playing for England than his home town club. Because this iconic status he has with some of the Sunderland fans is ridiculous. If there was one club he clearly didn't like nearly as much as NUFC it was Sunderland.

You must be so proud. "Drunk inbred gets into bother in Newcastle" - so classy.

Doesn't matter really, it's most likely going to be a one and done situation

The cunt couldn't even spell yes even if you gave him the first two letters.

Barely had a save to make, and the only thing he did all game was once again prove what a classless cunt he is by trying to wind opposition players up post game rather than celebrate a win. He has no business in the England set up, he's been a useless mong for the last 3-4 seasons.

It's the only thing left now that his fellow mackem went against everything RTG stands for to play for the blood money in the Saudi League.

Shame he's a brain-dead chin dribbler though, eh mate?

Fucking Pickford is a complete divvy man. They win and his priority is to stick the boot into our players. Absolute fucking moron.

Pickford might want to ease up on the shit housing. Was only a few years ago Lejeune made him look a cunt in injury time for doing it.

He's playing like a man who's just come back from an injury and had to play a ridiculous amount of football in a very short space of time.

Fuck sake man, it's just not our night.

Fuck is wrong with Trippier man?

Shame it's shaped like a 50 pence.